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tard burglar

One who who steals the mentally disabled kidnapping them for personal and recreational use
Damn it the tard burglar struck again.
by BurglarMan February 8, 2023
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Dog burglar

The dog burglar snuck into the house through the pet door and stole all the workout equipment.
by Dark_Brotherhood May 23, 2024
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We've had Polish burglars

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.
Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.

That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
by Trill_LV December 25, 2014
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Turd Burglar

When you Dog eats the Cat shit out of the litterbox
Turd Burglar example:

My Dog ate the cat shit out of the litterbox after refusing to eat the food I made, which included the fucking $7 frozen salmon burger I cooked on the stove to mix in with the super expensive Dog food I bought from the specialty pet store! Turd Burgler!
by 1a4Chuck December 1, 2025
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Bliss Burglar

Bliss Burglar: A person who steals your happiness when you’re on cloud nine, dragging you down with negativity, doubt, sarcasm, or provoking questions like Why are you so happy? They can be a co-worker, boss, friend, family member, or even a stranger. Bliss burglars take pleasure in killing your buzz and leaving you feeling rock-bottom. Avoid at all costs when you’re feeling happy.
Lee: Bruv, every morning I wake up feeling great happy, there’s always some dickhead ruining my day. Is happiness is a crime nowadays bruv?, Life’s tough enough in the UK already, Bruv.

Frank: Yeah, it's them bliss burglars, bruv ? They get a kick out of making you feel bad, just because

There twats bruv LOL.

Lee: Init bruv LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 15, 2025
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Turd Burglar

Someone who steals your shit to make themselves look better to others.
Jim: "Jesus Dan. Did John just take your iPhone to show to his girlfriend?"

Dan: "Yea. He's a turd burglar."
by A Time Walker September 3, 2013
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Turd Burglar

A person who inserts other people's feces inside his/hers own rectum in an effort to obtain any nutrients that could remain.
Put that poop stick down you turd burglar, those are my Nutrients !
by NotTimothyDalton October 19, 2016
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