A flat ass who dresses like a trash bag and sends pictures of his 1 centimeter peen to “the boys” and Fetty Carnes. His biggest crush is on Treyton Currin and Garret Robins.
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My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan the Rock
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Also he is very stupid and says the stupid shit I have ever heard But he also does funny thing that make him look high
Also he is very stupid and says the stupid shit I have ever heard But he also does funny thing that make him look high
by Unknow Mexican November 21, 2019
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