bryan rizzo

The clogs that form in drains in college dorms from excessive shower masturbation by the residents.

smh that bryan rizzo

by sndbhfidoslanzbshjs June 30, 2019

sexual bryan

The one who fucks his dog too much

Sexual Bryan is so nasty

by Pinche bryan February 2, 2018

Bryan Dechart

Bryan Dechart aka the best actor in the hit game Detroit Become Human, his acting was OUTSTANDING AND HE IS ATTRACTIVE WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR

Person 1: Who’s that on your wallpaper?
Person 2: Oh, it’s just Bryan Dechart, the best actor in DBH, Haha.

by connorlovebot September 4, 2021

bryan agresti

Bryan agresti is a sweet, very smart, really caring and absolute amazing guy. He might make a mistake every here and there but he’s always very sorry. They know when they made s mistake or are being to annoying. They might be perverted and inappropriate but it’s just life. They like to be gamers and good at sports and do what they can to help out. They do get mad easily though so don’t piss them off.

girl: “Dude bryan agresti is an absolute god and hes really hot i think i love him”
girl 2: right! holy sh*t dude I can’t stop staring omg

by yolo does not mean he stupid April 11, 2019

Bryan Newton

A flat ass who dresses like a trash bag and sends pictures of his 1 centimeter peen to “the boys” and Fetty Carnes. His biggest crush is on Treyton Currin and Garret Robins.

I didn’t think that Bryan Newton was a new trend at school.

by Mint Juul Pods March 6, 2019

Pulling a Bryan.

Forgetting you’ve been watching porn on an electronic device and sharing this device or inadvertently showing the screen to a co-worker or friend.

“Dude, Vince wanted to show us a trailer on his phone today, and he pulled a Bryan in front of the whole crew.”

“I was trying to play it through Airplay, and realized last minute that I was pulling a Bryan.”

by NotTheRealVinz January 9, 2020

Bryan The Rock

Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices.

My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan the Rock

by Wenomechaindasuma September 5, 2023