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subway surfers

a game that bryadon and logan are obsessed with
"hey braydon, my high score has diamond" subway surfers
by ilovelogan78 April 14, 2022
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surfer boy pizza

to eat a slice of pizza off a man’s dick as he’s dressed as a surfer
john: hey man me and your dad tried surfer boy pizza

bob: bro i thought we were gonna do that
by bertgo June 12, 2022
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body-surfer

1. A dude who "surfs" (either on the 'Net or at the beach) for cute chicks with great bodies.
2. A chick who offers her body to horny studs in exchange for their financial indulgences; she "rides the tide" (i.e., gleefully "glides on the crest" of her present lover's surplus savings) all the way into shore (i.e., to the point when the soft-skin-'n'-firm-flesh-craving dude's excess saving are eventually depleted by her wanton spending), then casually picks up her surfboard without even so much as a single backwards glance at her fiscally-attenuated ex-benefactor, and gracefully pirouettes off along the seashore of life in search of the next lonesome sucker sitting all by his lonesome on da beach of bachelorhood.
Financially-solvent hunks of any age should be wary of any hot chick who suddenly/unexpectedly comes onto him "with both barrels" and offers him a no-holds-barred good time, especially if he's not all that young or good-looking --- she may very likely just be a body-surfer.
by QuacksO May 10, 2018
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Silver Surfer (NES)

A video game adaptation of Silver Surfer. It would have been a pretty kickass game if not for the fact that it's one of the hardest games on the NES, for all the wrong reasons.
Generally, it is frowned upon to say that a game is bad because it's "too difficult." After all, just because it's hard, doesn't mean it's bad.

But with Silver Surfer (NES), it does. If you've ever watched the AVGN's review of it, all I can tell you is...HE'S NOT EXAGGERATING.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022
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Silver Surfer

When someone tech decks they're erect dick around the room like a plane into an accepting vagina.
My dick's feeling very aerodynamic tonight, I'm going to give her the old silver surfer later.
by Doctorbotany July 27, 2021
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Coffin Surfer

Internet user of the older generation. Coffin dodger who uses the internet.

Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.

Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!
See also Silver Troll coffin surfer
by Governator77 August 28, 2012
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surfer dude

average surfer dude, always got the suh dude sound
surfer dude ¨suhhhh dud¨

surfer dude #2 ¨yeahhhhhh¨
by bigblackballsmannn November 18, 2021
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