Grandma Style

One who partakes in the oral services of a woman. When doing so he and/or she moves there tongue furiosly in a side to side motion, tongue must be hard and pointed...its like when your grandma is confused and her mouth is agape and all u see is her tongue making that motion

Yea baby last night ate that bitch grandma style!

by Ldogg88 February 24, 2010

Alchie-grandma

An alcoholic grandmother or an older woman who drinks excessively.

Dang, my alchie-grandma drove her car into someone else's yard while on her way to the liquor store for more wine.

Dude, I love the alchie-grandma on 90210, she's such a biatch!

Kathy Griffin's mom is such an alchie-grandma, she always has a glass of wine with her.

by Himbo Licious October 21, 2008

Grandmas Purse

A source of intoxicants. Usually used by Police Officers when they detect drug use or drug paraphernalia.

"Have you been snooping around in Grandmas Purse?"

by smallbigtoe July 15, 2022

Grandma Tang

An Annoying grandma who looks like the Tang commercial orangutan, or an orangutan period. Down to the orange hair and saggy titties. Grandma tang refuses to take a shower for months at a time which causes her crusty pinge to smell, she also will say "Huh?" even though you are not speaking to her. Grandma Tang also will dress like a 16 year old girl wearing daisy dukes and tank tops which show her saggy titties. She also takes way to many pills which causes her to fall asleep while standing at the kitchen sink. From behind it looks like she is eating the silverware from the dishdrain. An all around pain in the ass.

Look at Grandma Tang, she took too many pills and has fallen asleep with a lit cigarette in one hand and a bus pass in the other. I bet her pinge is crust.

by cupcake bitch! June 28, 2011

Alternate Grandma

The grandmother that you and your cousins don't have in common.

"I've never met that person, she is Joe's Alternate Grandma; she and I are not related by blood."

by Goombaguy November 21, 2011

Grandma Marge

a person who isnt really that old but acts like an old lady. wears old lady perfume, has back pain. etc.

did you see grandma marge today?

no, i heard she had to get a root canal

by j l ghj,dnvm,vheukefndmesfuefs January 3, 2009

Reverse-Grandma

Phrase

: when during intercourse a female has mounted the male while facing his feet, the penis of the male is pushed into the vagina, passing through a “vaginal fistula” and exiting her anus ejaculating onto his lower midriff

Also known as:

Mudworm Spit, Hook-Her,

// “I’m feeling pretty low. I received a reverse-grandma last night.”



// My girlfriend hates to clean up after I’ve been treated to a reverse-grandma by her NaNa.

// “If you don’t want to get her pregnant and still feel like you came inside her, use the reverse-grandma.”

by Dilbo Deebelbrox August 7, 2021