desk lint

That weird grey stuff you got all over your hands and arms in elementary school.

"I'm not sitting there, look at all that DESK LINT"

by therealJakeLemon July 7, 2016

DESK-TROLLIN

Desk-trollin (v) when sitting at your desk, your Significant Other gets on her knees under your desk and starts to suck you off.

Dude last night I was playing call of duty on my computer and my girlfriend got under my desk and started Desk-Trollin me. Its my new favorite

by AustinDee March 27, 2022

Desk boy

Someone who post pictures of his desk (often referred to as his "Battle station") every day.

Person A: Jake just posted 5 new pics of his new widescreen monitor again.
Person B: A I guess he's a desk boy.

by loteoo November 11, 2020

desk pet

A person who enjoys giving blowjobs to their partner under a desk. Usually given when the person recieving is in a voice chat of some kind.

"Man Amber blew her boyfriend while he was playing Call of Duty again! She's such a desk pet."

by anonpalisade April 18, 2024

Desk

The root of hell in school.

Fuck this desk.

by Ballsinator69420swag May 27, 2015

Desk Liquor

The secret stash of liquor, vodka, whiskey, etc., that is stored in one's desk to pull out and drink as needed for extremely stressful days at the office.

Today has been rough so I think I'm going to have a shot of my desk liquor to relax.

by The_Sunn May 19, 2017

Don’t Hide Under My Desk

A polite way of asking someone not to be a psychopathic creep.

Feel free to check out my Instagram. Just don’t hide under my desk.

by AndroidsOn August 4, 2025