Desk nest

When you're so tired at work that you curl up and nap under your desk

"I'm so tired right now, I wish I could just take a nap."
"You should desk nest!"

"I tried to make a desk nest today but my coworkers were so talkative that I couldn't get any shut-eye."

by ancientostrich August 15, 2015

Low Desk Syndrome

When your desk is so low your hand hits the bottom of the desk due to excessive fapping.

"Dudes really suffering from low desk syndrome"

by FlexmastaPlus69 September 17, 2023

bottom desk

Noun: a metaphorical shelf that holds things that are representative of one’s feelings or mood.

“How’s it going?”

“Stressed, fire alarms on my bottom desk”

“Sorry to hear that, you’ll be back to socks and sandals soon bud”

by unhingedhoodoo May 20, 2024

The table desk of awesomness

Well your welcome

The table desk of awesomness

by TheEpicMemer6999420 February 22, 2021

Deske

That one person/object you devote your entire existence to.

OBI4AM TE DESKE

by rejina February 04, 2021

Dick on desk

Metaphorical representation of the abruptly quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your dick on your boss's desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Cock on Mahogany.

Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Dick on Desk earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years,

by de la May 13, 2021

desk.27

the actual best mcyt tiktoker

oh look! It’s desk.27, she’s such a girl boss!!

by desk.27 November 27, 2021