Oh man!! Cashman says he rafted down Mel's Dirt Canyon. She was crying like a baby by the time he was done!
by Jiminy Criquette September 15, 2007

"She began to hug tightly to Karkat as she plunged her jade-spade as deeply as possible into Karkat's dirt dispenser."
by lMPA September 29, 2013

by Rabbidraccoon June 28, 2022

by DeadMansFilm October 29, 2009

The act of pressing your butt cheeks against a sliding glass door and proceeding to take a shit, if done correctly it will look like a shit dog between two buns
by TheBigBill August 10, 2016

A man or woman who frequently visits the watercloset in order to wipe their itchy asshole as a result of improper wiping.
"Man, steve is always in the bathroom. That dirt diggler must be wiping the swassy shit off his grundle again."
by atothe April 7, 2009
