Lagoon Cougar

A middle aged woman that would be defined as a cougar but is not attractive. In fact she is as ugly as a lagoon creature.

The lagoon cougar effect is dulled by alcohol intake. As the alcohol wears off and a hang over sets in the effect is intensified.

"I was having a great time last night had a few shots, a couple of beers and I was picked up by a horny middle aged woman. When I woke up in the morning I was in bed with a lagoon cougar."

by XeroX1978 September 9, 2009

Cougar declawed

Any woman in the Cougar age range (40 something) that is attracted to younger men, but is not actively 'hunting' them. Instead she simply admires and desires from a distance.

"I find younger men yummy 'eye candy', but I don't touch, just look. I am sort of a cougar but with no claws. A cougar declawed."

by Lambercat 001 December 1, 2009

Sugar Cougar

Definition of a wealthy older woman who dates younger men with the express purpose of showering him with gifts, both monetarily, and other resources.

"Look at that, he's found a sugar cougar to take care of him".

by Roo-Dogg July 26, 2012

Snow Cougar

Commonly sited on the snowy slopes of the world, the snow cougar is a MILf(s) of 35+ years of age who hang out in the lodges of ski resorts looking for hot, young, men skiers or snowboarders who the cougars can shack up with for a night. The snow cougar is related to the cougar, cub, and urban cougar. They differ only in geographical location and prey.

"hey danny, check out that snow cougar by the bar checkin' you out"

by Christopher Williams March 4, 2008

rusted cougar

A cougar that is visually and sexually repulsive. Rusted cougars are usually missing teeth or have bodies that have been worn down by age.

I can't believe Joe hooked up with that broad last night...she was definitely a rusted cougar.

by CaptinStabN April 19, 2008

male cougar

a male who is between his 30's and 40's who gets much younger women. a male cougar is also called a rhino.

omg that jake is such a male cougar!

by hot cougar October 7, 2009

Cougar Bar

A cougar bar is much like a regular bar except the patronage is largely composed of cougars, or single women in their 40s looking to prey on younger men.

Chas went to this bar last night and hooked up with one of your mom's book club buddies. Turns out it was a cougar bar.

by be-easy November 24, 2009