A chopper is a temperamental miserable nutcase that has a soft spot for his best bud crab,chopper has gone from the bottom to the top, starting as a jays boys orange boy, climbing the football ladder of dick to achieving massive fame with Millwall (crab and cass slapped them bitches all over the terraces (Icf))If chopper hasn’t already told ya but I’m shore he has ,he did once play for millway
by Diggerdagger December 4, 2019

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by Paul Newman 9991 October 6, 2005

A group of men spinning their penises in a manner mimicking that of the blades on a helicopter. The meat is spun through hip gyrations or precise manipulation with the hands/digits. Men partaking in a chopper squad usually maintains a circular formation while also adding sound effects of helicopter motors to add to the realism and immersion of the chopper squad “in flight”. Sometimes, a cracker is used to add a competitive element to the ritual. The cracker is placed in the center of the chopper squad and then is ejaculated upon by each member of the squadron. The last to hit the cracker with his ejaculate then must eat the cracker.
Ronnie can’t get it up unless he visualizes one of the thousands of time he lost a game of chopper squad, no cap.
by truthgiver August 9, 2020

nahhh that was choppers
by jollyjolly December 8, 2023

Chopper is a special type of penis which only genuine men actually have. Sweet, kind and caring men. They won’t use it to pull you in as there weapon for you to date them you’ll wanna date them for there personality. Trust me when you find someone with a chopper keep them in sight!
by Chopper ( penis) January 2, 2019
