Teched out

To be fully dressed in clothing that is from Virginia Tech (Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University)or VT colors. (Maroon and Orange)

It is often worn in rememberance of the tradgedy on April 16, 2007, when a guy went on a shooting spree killing 33, including himself. Which made it the largest columbine ever in a school.

Sara: Yo, did you see Brenden?
Mike: He was SO Teched out today!

It's April 16, everyone should be mad Teched out today!

by Santia April 2, 2008

Lawrence Tech

An awesome engineering/architecture school in the Detroit area

Michigan's brightest go to Lawrence Tech

by randomdude255 October 27, 2010

sound tech

the most under appreciated and stressful ass fucking job out there in the theatre world

wow i loved the show the actors did their scenes so well!!
hey uh sound tech was up there too
yeah yeah sound tech is eh HOW ABOUT THOSE ACTORS THO

by victuri on ice December 1, 2016

Wauconda Tech

The College that everyone gets accepted to, cuz it's a last resort for all the farm people in Northeastern Washington. This college has a complimentary daycare, laundry mat, farm technology center, and pretend store. Just send $15 and you too! can be a successful student here with degrees in 'filmology, pimpology, steroidology, or 'how to just plain F***ing farm, by some strandberg guy'

"Yo Playa, let's get some JC niggas together and ball wit tha foos in W-town at Wau-Tech"

by Mark McGuire April 6, 2005

Boomer Tech

Injecting technology for technology's sake in a subpar manner into everything; often automating a simple humanistic element of life into cheap robotic annoyance. From that Ipad loaded with ads at your restaurant table, to the miserable robocustomer service representative. "Sorry, I didn't quite get that"

This phenomena arose as Boomers tried to stay relevant in their business careers. Operating under the universal assumption that more technology = good they jammed Boomertech into crevices of life where it's presence was never quite needed or wanted.

See also "internet of shit"

They actually bought those boomer tech e-bikes! Just ride a normal bike you lazy shit.

by ManAboveTime August 24, 2022

Tech Level

Tier levels of modifications which can be installed on a vehicle, or price of equipment to make it function at an above stock level capacity.

This exhaust system is tech level 2, and it costs $2500. If you want something cheaper look towards tech level 0.5 or 1.

by Bholdr July 16, 2020

Demi Tech

(or Bradley Shaw), a suspicious and paranoid computer obsessive who shows no skills in this field. A character in the CSY audio comedy series. He commands Eyeguard and becomes ressurected as the Demi-Bot.

"Tis I, the Demi Tech!"
"I will bluescreen you!"
"Eyeguard attack!"

by Grandmaster Perrins November 28, 2004