Bumbling Fool

A Person who sits around being a smartass or talks like an idiot to the present population.

"shut up you bumbling fool."

by TheSam____Man December 1, 2022

Fool's Simp

A male who treats a female with the respect he would anyone else. Most commonly when their beliefs happen to align on the internet.

"Simp!" John said. "No," James said, "that's a fool's simp you moron!"

by AnWatermelon March 25, 2020

April fools

The only day in the year you can tell someone you have a crush on how you really feel about them because you know that if they turn you down, you can just say "sike, it's April fools, I can't believe you fell for it, haha". After that you slowly die inside

Me: I've waited so long to tell you this, I love you!
My crush: You're just a friend to me, i don't like you.
Me: Haha, It's April fools, you're so stupid. You actually believed that!
Also me: "fuck life, what's the point of living"

by Itsjustmeyesme April 1, 2020

Fool's herpes

When you have a pimple on your mouth.

Bob: god damnit! I've got Fool's herpes on my mouth right before my date with Susie!

by my name is hammy August 26, 2017

Mo-Fool

short for mutha fuckin fool

hey nigga you a dumb Mo-Fool

by Realdriveby April 4, 2008

drench that fool

a command given to dunk someone in the 11 herbs and spices

guy 1: drench that fool
guy 2: no please
guy 3: get in

by sentient sock October 30, 2020

epic fool

a person accused or guilty of an epic fail; an idiot

OMG that dude just spilled his drink all over his girlfriend!

Wowww. What an epic fool.

by lalaxoxoxo December 29, 2010