Thanos 

A prune that tried to put on makeup an just make himself more like a prune the real reason why he wants to make the universe 50% off is beacase there will be less people to make fun of him. And also less people to make fun of his shiny rock collection an his historical oven mitt. And has back problems because he sits on a $5 throne that is made up out of rocks.

Boy: Ha Ha you have a prune for a head

SNAP
Woman: how dare you snap my son out of existence

SPANNING SOUND

Thanos: AHHH

Thanos by TheBloodyLegend123 May 7, 2020

Thanos 

I fat shriveled prune looking for some pebbles to lob at a couple of slightly strong people. Also he has a ball sack chin and a gold cum sock.

Oh no it's that fat purple bloke. Whats his name? Ah yes Thanos.

Thanos by xd_erectgamer_69 May 21, 2020

Thanos 

This dude is a big wrinkly grape with a shiny glove and an obsession with coloured stones

Do you think Thanos will get the stones

Thanos by Mollyjadethemarvelwhore July 26, 2020

Thanos 

Someone who killed spider-man and made iron man sacrifice his self to make people cry 😢

Thanos when he got surgery they said let’s do surgery on a grape

Thanos by Georgie-Plays-YT September 29, 2020

Thanos 

The one idiot who spends his money making a golden gauntlet and achieve "world peace." And somehow doesn't die from a big slice in the chest.

Thanos:You should have gone for the head. *snaps* *teleports away*
Thor: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Thanos by Marvel Fan 101 October 21, 2020

Thanos 

Big old juicy eggplant waiting for African babies to go lurking around his swamp looking for his next meal

big purple-just basically an eggplant with a purple ballsack physical attached to his chin

has the might fisty and frisky gauntlet used as a fisting device for maximum pain and suffering

Thanos is specially referred to as a pedophile lurking for underage children

hey Osama bin laden

Thanos is lurking around the school lurking for his prey underage children.

Thanos by Thanos Is A Pedephile November 18, 2020

Thanos 

A Murder Grape

Don’t try eating that grape, Thanos has possessed it.

Thanos by GalacticKiwi January 8, 2021