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Textercise

The act of loosening the muscles in your fingers by texting until satisfactory. Usually when your hands fall asleep, are very numb, or cramped.

You would expect texting would increase the discomfort in your fingers, but is likely to help.
Sonic: After I played in the snow and my fingers got all numb I had to textercise them back to normal
Tails: Why didn't you just play video games?
Sonic: Because your fingers never leave the buttons...
by ErikaBaby February 5, 2009
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textidude

Damn, she had hella textidude with me today.
by alikat01 April 29, 2009
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textident

A textident is a specific, identifiable, unexpected, unusual and unintended external action which occurs in a particular time and place, without apparent or deliberate cause but with marked effects because of the act of texting. This is a negative probabilistic outcome which may have been avoided or prevented if you were not an idiot.
Driving while texting and getting into an accident or "textident".
by theTJ June 9, 2009
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textertainment

when someone over a phone texts you random funny stuff, and you just say lol and they text you another random funny thing, you just keep loling...(and some might not be funny, too)
joe- wow! that chick is FAT!!!!!!
you-lol
joe- why does my ass itch?
you-lol
joe- i just saw a SLUT!
you- lol
joe- ouch i just sat on a pin!
you- your textertainment isnt funny anymore...
and so on...
by mr. shitheadsezhai December 9, 2009
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textersation

I was at work having a textersation with Jane because I didn't want to talk on the phone.
by Buttons823 January 25, 2011
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Textdong

A play on school age kids sexting scandals as well as a nod to Brett favre Combining Text and Dong into one verb meaning the same as text with pejorative connotations.
You should call sara, she digs you.

sounds good. I'll textdong her later
by TooMuchTime23 January 19, 2011
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Texterginity

The condition or quality of never having sent or received a text message; not textually active.
Jim: Hey, Jenn texted me the other day.

Bob: Oh? Looks like she lost her texterginity!

Jim: Yeah, she's textually active and just can't get enough!
by cpninja42 January 23, 2013
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