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Tender Lump

A tender lump is when a boy has tender swollen nips.
John: OW BRO
Lance: What dude?
John: Bro you hit my tender lump
Lance: Dont call it that.
by TenderNips December 9, 2021
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LEGAL TENDER KITING

CENTER OF TRUST

When you take a SERIAL NUMBER of any currency and track spending of it by putting the SERIAL NUMBER on another CHANGE from the original CURRENCY UTILIZED.

Having LEGAL SEX that is for an indefinite time where every SEX ACT is accounted for.
When someone gives you money as where you spend it and what is usually kept track of in some way so you might as well use LEGAL TENDER KITING as it will never have their trust for you bounce away from you but will in essence enhance it greatly.

Hey listen better do it right as LEGAL TENDER KITING is just what they you want to do where if they point you to be FIRST IN LINE you got others that are always SECOND IN LINE and that my friend may infer something.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE April 5, 2022
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whore tender

A bartender that has to sleep with people to have customers.
She's such a whore tender.
by Thepurplenurple5000 April 22, 2017
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triangle isosceles circle chicken tender avocado

The legendary spell casted by the radical wizard gandolf gabe born in the endless fire of eon captured by the halu kept in the forge he escaped running down the forges halls he found the elusive chicken nugget and casted his first spell triangle isosceles circle chicken tender avocado never to beseen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking and his mom for his nightly bed time story and warm milk and cookies
oh yea take this "triangle isosceles circle chicken tender avocado" (+5 damage)
by ya boi V sauce October 15, 2018
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Boot Tender

An inmate who is a frequent victim of sexual assault and employs the strategy of keeping a larger more dominant violent inmate's boots in their cell, to display ownership—or the illusion of ownership—in an attempt to establish protection by said dominant inmate.
Charlie, if you don’t want to be called a boot tender, stand up for your self. I have never met a more natural submissive.
by “El” Ron Hubbard February 24, 2025
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Tenderism

Derived from the word Terrorism, It is the ONE & ONLY religion allowed in the Tenderverse and is mandatory for ANY & ALL tender verse residents to worship. It consists of the Residents bowing down to Tenders and reading the Tenderbal to survive and keep them out of The Hole. Bad things will happen to the residents who don't abide by Tenderism.
Tenderverse Resident: "I don't like tenderism!"
Tenders: *Eats.* *throws into THE Brain Hole*
by FastAir May 20, 2024
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Tender Dick Therapy

Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.
Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.
by Dothivalla November 18, 2015
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