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like an asshole with teeth

A phrase describing how some peoples’ mouths are so surprisingly similar in appearance to an anus that it merits its own special phrase.
After analyzing hundreds of pictures of the Grabber in Chief, it was more than notable that his mouth looks exactly like an asshole with teeth.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2023
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wisdom teeth

Proof of evolution. ­­­­ ­­­­
If God created humans, then why did he create something so useless as wisdom teeth?
by not found [Error 404] June 11, 2007
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Teathen

Noun, a person that claims to believe in the Christian religion but does not adhere to the doctrine, but instead believes in the Almighty Corporation. A Teathen believes "I want what I want when I want it"

etymology: from Tea Party + heathen
Eric Cantor is a Teathen

Paul Ryan is a Teathen
by jesterjester July 31, 2011
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Teliha

No not Tailah It's said Teal-i-ha most of the time anyways
I stay to stay clear of a Teliha they are either moody as fuck or just really sad they you get one or even both at the same time also do not call her pretty or nice she will hit you unless she is in a rare good mood most of the time she is just mean-spirited and just down right nasty person so i just say stay clear of her unless you wanna have a bad day
Person 1: Hi
Teliha: Fuck off
Person 1: okay then
by Soapy~Senpai October 15, 2019
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Jonny Rocket Teeth

When one person performs cunnilingus on somebody's fat mother, they often get a smelly mould on there teeth after, this then dangles down of the persons teeth making them look like rockets.
"Hey, Jason West you scrubber! I know you got touched by Glen when you was younger, that is why you licked out boo-boos mum after! you got some sick ass Jonny rocket teeth!"
by Bonnoff Pie April 7, 2010
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teeth niggers

those dark little squares that always find their way onto your teeth after eating. no matter what is eaten, teeth niggers just appear. they wedge themselves between teeth or between the tooth and gum. very embarrassing when you are not aware
i was eating plain vanilla yogurt and by God those teeth niggers climbed onto my teeth!
by WeinerRedeemer November 15, 2009
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tic tac teeth

Having tiny little rounded teeth that are disproportionately small for the owners mouth.
"He would be a hottie if it weren't for those TIC TAC TEETH".
by Barbiegirl007 June 15, 2006
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