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teddy bear 

being buck ass naked

Like wearing a teddy, but bearing it all
When she showed me her teddy bear, I nearly poked out my own eye.
teddy bear by UberTank May 24, 2003

teddy ruffskin 

persons with exceptionally rough,dry,itchy,flaky skin
that aint lepracy,its just a bit of teddy ruffskin innit or that teddy ruffskin is a right gimp innit

Teddy Bagwell 

A pseudonym, or fictitious name, adopted by a person for comedic perposes. Usually employed when meeting a person for the first time; if used correctly, can cause uproarious laughter. (incase you didn't get it, its short for T-bag).
Person 1: Hi, i'm person.
Person 2: hi, i'm Teddy Bagwell; but you can call me T-bag for short.

teddy-mel 

1) Ghetto-Fab
2) Emo Caves

1) GHETTO FAB HOE
2)I am really depressed im in a reaal teddy-mel
teddy-mel by M.F January 22, 2008

teddy dead 

When someone does something right before you are about to do it. Preferably a cibling or friend. It is one of the most annoying things ever.
I turned on the water to the shower and went to get a towel from my room. I came back and heard my brother singing along to the radio while showering. I hate when he is teddy dead.
teddy dead by Nikoss January 31, 2008
An emo kid so cute you want to hug it. Yet so repulsive you want to vomit on it.
Look at that teddy-bat's mustard colored hair.

Sarah: will you get me a teddy-bat for Christmas?

Mommy: As long as you clean up its poo.
Teddy-bat by Who am I again? November 4, 2008