lil ted

Someone who peaks early and then becomes a pathetic person later in life

Lil bow wow, lil ted, I can't tell the difference.

by Lil Ted February 17, 2017

Ted Starkins

Anyone with this name is an absolute wanker

that guy Ted Starkins is an absolute wanker

by PhAnToM73 October 9, 2022

tattle ted

A loud mouth PO-LOCK that is his own worst enemy

Tattle Ted isn't making making any new friends acting like a twat.

by Itsgettingold August 20, 2018

Ted danks

Ted danks is the epitome of a BOT; essentially he is a second definition for BOT

1)Yo bro why would you do that, that was so TED DANKS.
2) HAH! mate, I can't believe you shat ur pants - that's so TED DANKS.

by THENAMEOFBOTS June 5, 2019

Ted out

The action in which somebody over thinks something to the point of tedding up. (The resultant action of tedding out in which someone does something stupid and messes up).

From the show How I meet your mother.

Did you see Ben Ted out over Becca?

by MysticMeg March 4, 2018

Ted Dollins

Someone who cannot pay attention. Because of pure distraction or lack of ability to listen.

"I told you specifically not to buy this brand of bread! Pay some fucking attention Ted Dollins"

by Albino namekian October 19, 2020

Ted butt

To play leap-frog and, upon leaping over someone, slam your gooch into the back of their head.

dude: "Ow! I smacked my head into you! Are you okay?"

other dude: "No! I got hit right in the gooch! You Ted butted me!"

by a blasian man September 29, 2012