Whale Tank

A rather large female, characterized by grunting noises and awkward bodily stature. Somewhat of a cross between a whale and a tank.

Ranked on a scale from 1-6, 1 being noob, 6 being rosie o' donnell

Wow! There goes a level four whale tank...

Man, that level 6 whale tank is definitely size 14+.

by Big Daddy Fun Fun August 19, 2010

tank slapper

When a motorcycle shakes its head. The front forks going from lock to lock.

He got into a big tank slapper and stepped off on the high side.

by John Stewardson January 17, 2004

dump tanks

to give birth, have a baby, or empty out the placenta.

The doctor said that my wife should dump tanks in about six weeks.

by fjcblc January 09, 2006

A tank garage

Female with an extaordinarily large vaginal opening.

I hope that dude knows he's about to park in a tank garage.

by Ted Bryson January 11, 2008

Turtle Tanked

When you fuck a girl from behind and her ass smells like a hot turtle tank.

Me and Jaycie had sex, and she turtle tanked me. She must have taken a huge shit right before we did it.

by Hogger09 April 05, 2022

Tank Noob

In the Halo games, a term used to describe someone who sucks but gets a lot of cheap kills just because they're in a tank and not because they're good. This term is often used by players who get frustrated because they keep getting owned by someone in a tank or by people who are sore losers in general.

That player is a fucking tank noob. I'd own his sorry ass if he were on foot.

by Halo Playa January 03, 2010

Jay Tank

Anything less than an 1/8 of a tank of gas.

I need to stop and get gas. I'm riding on a Jay Tank.

by theenlightenedone February 20, 2014