uncle twisted

When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head

Uncle twisted: I WANT YOU TO GET FUCKED UP

by Uncle twisted January 13, 2019

Mc Twist

A sexual act where a guy ejaculates in his partner’s butt-hole and continues to stir it around. Then partner squats over his face, and unloads the Mc Twist.

Hey bro how was your date with “Becca”?..
It was great I took her out for dinner.. and for desert I had a Mc Twist!..
Bruh you nasty..

by One-Eyed-Willy June 4, 2020

Twisting guinea

A crazy person who forces themselves into unnatural or very annoying movement motions or comments that disrupts any activity or peace within a home or place of work. Such as, pounding or swearing or stomping.

“Seth stop pounding you twisting guinea”

“Dude, stop being a twisting guinea”

by PandaChicken March 16, 2018

twisted pork

A shriveled, small and insignificant penis

You have a twisted pork

by mudguard May 20, 2014

do the twist

To shoot (inject) hard drugs directly into the vein.

"Hey, want to come over to my house tonight and do the twist?"

"Yo, Mark got some speedballs and had me over to do the twist last night."

by psychedelicsnowing August 13, 2017

twisted penis

When a men twists his penis and attends to shove it up his ass

Oh my god Trevel committed twisted penis

by trevelhasasmalldick February 28, 2017

Twisted transistor

The act of finger blasting a female as she inhales a hit of crack cocaine.

Yo, I gave that girl a twisted transistor last night after we picked up some hard.

by Crazy blonde freak February 10, 2022