A laggy toaster, is the laggyest, most uncontrollable device ever. If you have a laggy toaster then you better either uphold the name or get a new toaster. A laggy toaster can be the most prestigious name or the least presteigious.
by Rachelier April 18, 2018
Get the Laggy Toastermug. by Bunniboo333 February 19, 2022
Get the Piggie-toastermug. A sexual act where you carefully insert pop its fireworks into a condom you are wearing, so that when you stick you dick in, it causes them to all explode from the pressure against them. Much like the explosion created by jamming a knife into a toaster
Person: “Me and my girlfriend tried toaster knifing last night. It was painful but she says she wants to do it again”
by Stupidtiredidiotmoron October 29, 2022
Get the Toaster Knifingmug. by Fraz Von Hoffer June 8, 2016
Get the Giz Toastermug. A derogatory term for 'hxc' kids. All you little 'scene, emo, & hardcore' little kids don't understand the true meaning of hardcore.
by aleksiswrestledabearonce March 5, 2011
Get the Donkey Toastermug. Music that radiates a similar sound to a toaster being tossed down the stairs or a kitchen utensil being rammed into it.
Not only does it have the sound of a dying toaster, but the band often has a cult following.
Not only does it have the sound of a dying toaster, but the band often has a cult following.
Person 1: "Have you heard the new *insert band here*'s new album?"
Person 2: "No, they make Toaster Music"
Person 2: "No, they make Toaster Music"
by Cat_In_Sombrero March 26, 2021
Get the Toaster Musicmug. 1.(noun) Something useless
2. (noun) The completely redundant repackaging of two existing things that shouldn't go together.
2. (noun) The completely redundant repackaging of two existing things that shouldn't go together.
This Ebook that you can write on seems a bit toaster fridge. I have a phone that already does both those things in color.
by Hogan Torah November 23, 2020
Get the Toaster Fridgemug.