The Tottenham Team

A disgrace to London and every where in England, also know as a terrible football team that rely on there good players, wait... they have no good players

Europa League Group B
The Milan Team
The Koln Team
The Tottenham Team
The Villareal Team

by Finnottz May 14, 2016

Human Totem Pole

A girl lays down with her chest touching the floor and her face looking straight up (chin to floor); a guy then sticks his penis inside of the girls ass and proceeds to lay down (chest to back) on top of her while placing his head, looking up, on top of hers; next (Straight) a girl with a strap sticks the dildo inside the guys ass, or (Homosexual) a guy sticks his fully erect penis inside of the other guys ass, and then proceeds to lay down (chest to back) on top of her or him placing her or his head on top of his; next a guy sticks his penis inside the girls or guys ass and proceeds to lay down on top of her or him placing his head on top of hers or his forming a connected totem pole of human heads.

Best friend: “Bro, couples night got crazy last night. We had 6 people in a Human Totem Pole. It was badass.”

Or

Ex-best friend: “Bro, I’m sorry. I thought it was my turn in the human totem pole.”

by ClaRak January 21, 2020

Shame Totem

When a Man has an erection at an inopportune time.

"Hey Jane, did you see Umberto bomb his speech in front of the whole school!"
"Ya, he had a serious Shame Totem going on there, maybe I'll take it for a ride later".

by DJ Optimus P April 20, 2020

Sarah Totty

Anybody with this name is literally indebatably 5'4" or shorter and thereby qualifies for national throw a short person day.

Person 1: Hey, today is National Throw a short person today. I Threw Sarah Totty since she qualifies as short.
Person 2: Isn't National Throw A Short Person day tomorrow?
Person 1: Uh.... maybe?

by Myle9 October 20, 2021

Travel-tott

A confused Danish person that likes to travel.

Oh, that boy has been in Cuba two times. You can say he is a travel-tott.

by nikkidicky November 29, 2021

The Flaming Totem Pole

The act of getting an indian burn on your cock shaft

My dad caught me masturbating and gave me The Flaming Totem Pole as punishment.

by Tommy Wiseau's Dad December 10, 2017

totm

hope everything works out

for example, im in so much shit....totm

by Liam Antony Meredith March 14, 2011