Totally Spies

A French made cartoon that is trying to be Powerpuff Girls and anime so bad, that not even the ardiest of perverts can spank to it.

Features a Formulaic Episode structure.
1. Girl X has problem.
2. Girls get Mission.
3. Girl Y gets horribly mutilated
4. Villain exposes him/herself, usually with a mind control scheme.
5. Girls nearly get killed.
6. Girls find stop cat solution, and save the world (from some hackneyed Doomsday plot)
7. Girls go home, and Girl X comes up with a moral to solve her problem, but ends up humiliating herself.
8. You realize you wasted 22 minutes of your life.

"... I missed Ed Edd and Eddy..."
"Well, if its any consolation, it'll come back on in two hours."
"But that means sitting through Totally Spies! NOoooo!"

by Fats McRobot September 3, 2004

Total Brenda

crazy ass bitch

you went total Brenda

by mnb,hj October 23, 2017

Total Boner

One who repeatedly fails to deliver and constantly fucks up. This person also does a great job of looking like Paul Bunyun, only gayer.

Guy 1: "Look at that guy with the plaid shirt and beard. He totally didn't finish that project in time AND his face is just dumb."

Guy 2: "I think that's Mike W."

Guy 1: "Total boner."

by louis_friend August 6, 2011

total-tasking

The act of concentrating on a single task as opposed to multi-tasking.
Seen more commonly in the male of the species homo sapiens.

Jennifer was annoyed as John exhibited total-tasking while watching the sport on TV and once again didnt register her requests.

by Davie Crockett April 10, 2011

Totally Baked

Absolutely fucked after.a night of sex and drugs

Missing you too Totally baked after last night's wild session. Text you later x

by milkywad February 18, 2018

total fuckup

One who screws up constantly and never learns from their mistakes.

Johnny is a total fuckup because he never does anything right.

by cman234 April 16, 2016

Total Molest

When something very funny happens but its bad for the person it happens to

Shane-OMG!!! Meeks pooped his pants!

Shermdog- Hahahah thats Total Molest

by Duff Master October 20, 2010