Tori Spelling

To take a fall at a restaurant injuring yourself
"Last night I was at Golden Corral, tripped and took a Tori Spelling face first into the desserts, ended up with a broken nose"
by Load of Barney October 02, 2017
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Being a tory

"Pulling a Tory": the act of screenshotting and sending the mentioned screenshot to another party without the expressed consent of the individual or party screenshotted.
Nigga why you being a Tory. I thought you were my bro not a snake 🐍
by Chopper996 March 16, 2017
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Dirty Tory

Taking multiple facials from black dick after they've pissed on you.
Did you hear he went out and got dirty Tory'd again? Sick bastard.
by Christense August 06, 2020
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Tory Story

n. an awkwardly brief story with no real direction, but preceded with great hype.
Example Tory Story: "OMG! The FUNNIEST thing happened to me yesterday, I have to tell you!!!! I ran into jim at the market!..."
by gypsygansta January 07, 2014
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fucking tory

cock block; ruins your chances with girls
by whazzupjdb April 10, 2009
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tori marie

The most beautiful woman i have EVER had the blessing of meeting.

A genuinely loving, free spirited soul. She adores the wonders of nature. She is creative and plays multiple instruments, writes, paints like a Child. She also loves reading books!

Oh, what a childlike, virtuous soul. Jesus has made you well and we are the perfect match. You may not know this, but I pray for you a lot in my journal.

Continue living childlike and never forget how much Jesus yearns to know you deeply. I promise when we marry that we will never stop seeking Jesus with all our hearts everyday.

We will actually grow stronger in our faithful love towards Him. He will always be our everything everyday. We will live a countercultural life against the dead ways of this plastic world. We won't be tamed by money, careers, earth, society, or any government!

We will live a simple life obedient to the counsel of Jesus. He will continue to be our teacher in all things, our friend, father, and King! Free spirited children of God Almighty! While I can assure you that I look forward to our marriage, I am having a wonderful time getting to know Jesus on a real intimate level here!
tori marie is the girl for me :)
by dandelionSky December 14, 2013
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Labour-Tory

Generally pejorative. Pejorative describing the UK Labour Party as a centre-left political party, with very little difference to their centre-right counterparts the Conservative Party UK (Tory's). Similar to Labour Trotsky and “Trots” pejorative. The UK Labour Party were formerly rebranded as New-Labour in the 1990's under centrist premier Tony Blair, and for e.g. The Times' political commentator Peter Riddell, (reported) that "an economist from Mars 'would conclude that the same government had been in charge throughout the second half of the 1990s".
Labour-Tory could be said as easily as New-Labour; "war-mongering, democracy-starving, Third-way, New Labour-Tory fuckers".
by pscentant March 24, 2021
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