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Too cool for facebook

Someone who feels they are above everyone for not joining facebook or someone who is afraid their drunken debauchery will be caught by a college and ruin their life. Can also be used to describe that one friend who hasn't updated their facebook status in over a month to give the appearance of being "oh so busy and popular" despite facebook stalking random girls he requested daily.
Nick: hey broski get a facebook so you can see all the chicks commenting on how hot you were in the football game
Myer: my ego won't let me get a facebook, its telling me I'm way too cool for it
Nick: cool. *he's too cool for facebook I wish my ego was that big*
by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 23, 2010
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Too Big to Fail

A turd, that by itself, is large enough to clog the toilet without the use of paper, possibly needing to be broken up with plunger etc.
"I took a mean dump this morning. I had to poke at it with a plunger until it went down. That shit was just too big to fail"
by joshuajdickerson April 19, 2009
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Too Much Time

Often shortened to T.M.T. Scream phrase used by two individuals upon suggesting the same activity because of near-homosexual familiarity with each other (or spending too much time together).

Simultaneous usage often triggers the following sequence:
'Get out of my head!'
High five
Both participants roll on the floor kicking their legs in the air and making baby noises
'So. What shall we do?'
'Smoke a shisha?'

Person A & Person B: Addict.
A: Too Much Time!
B: Too Much Time!
A: Get out of my head!
B: No.
by Colphen October 4, 2007
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too fucking bad

The response to anyone's complaints. (Skype friends, etc.)
by GeneticWyvern May 26, 2014
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Too Nice

A person who can’t say no. Someone who would do anything to put a smile on someone else’s face. This person can also over care. This person usually goes by the name of Jalisa.
That girl is way Too Nice, she reminds me of this girl name Jalisa.
by Pikachu2 January 2, 2019
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too cool for the room

When someone acts like they're all that, usually kicking back and not participating in anything that's going on.
Yeah, he thought he was too cool for the room, but he really wasn't.
by claire o'smiley December 30, 2006
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too cool for school

Ciaran-“you seen Charles’ new instagram post”
George-“yeah, he is too cool for school
by Zwest47 May 29, 2021
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