Wounded Moose

While sailing on a boat with a trapeze, having the skipper performs oral sex on the person on the wire.

While sailing last week I convinced my girlfriend to go bottomless on the wire. I finally got to do the Wounded Moose!

by holeyhell June 30, 2012

a naughty moose

The usage of crayons for sounding.

His dick was pretty small but that didn't stop him from giving himself a naughty moose.

by 69crayons November 21, 2019

moose nuckles

when a guys pants are to tight in the crotch and snug up between the ball sack creating two protrusions. the male version of a camel toe.

that guy should not wear a speedo, it gives him moose nuckles!

by groupie#1 September 22, 2006

[Moose Tracks]

Best chocolatey and peanutbutter-cup ice cream in the world.

Get me a big bowl of Moose Tracks

by kabelly January 19, 2009

moose magma

The same as truffle butter but with much less consistency but fluffier and more aeration. Also described as a form of lubricant.

Moose magma is used as a condiment or a sauce(slightly tan in colour) to seafood tacos and other fishy sandwiches, also referred to as Moose Mustard

by Jimmy whoops March 3, 2018

The Moose Move

When going down on a girl and the smell is so unbearable that you have to have to plug your nose with your two thumbs while resting your fingers on her inner thighs.

Its purpose is to disguise what you are doing without letting her know when she looks down to see what you are doing.

Dude, it was so bad down there that I had to do "The Moose Move" just to get through it.

by the woo tang clan March 8, 2011

Moose Buckle

When a male that is moose knuckling an extremely dangly and hairy scrotum, pulls it out and drapes that sack n’ balls over the top of his button fly jeans.

My uncle lifted up his untucked shirt and showed me his moose buckle. I wanted to throw up.

My moose buckle got caught in my zipper.

by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020