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Man Thong Beer Pong

A game played by a group of overly drunk sailors who strip down to their boxers and hike said boxers up their ass to look like a man thong. The proper head gear is a skateboard helmet.
They can try to deny it all they want but we have pictures of CMFG, Etrizzle and Nick playing man thong beer pong after a couple cases of beer.
by Chezzafentoozler September 1, 2009
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Dung Thong

The act of shitting your pants while wearting a thong on a tricycle.
Do You know where the bathroom is? I think I just dung thonged myself.
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dong thong

a guy's thong
"yo man, you got some kinda underwear that'll cradle my dick?"
"sure thing, all you need is a dong thong! :D"
by cap'nkayjo August 2, 2008
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Mexican Thong

A Mexican Thong is when a man is fucking a woman in the ass while eating a taco. The man then pulls out quickly so she shits everywhere, then the man rubs the shit up her crack and around her waist like a thong and then proceeds to play the mexican hat dance.
Tommy: "Dude, I'm going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow, but first, tonight I'm going to give her a Mexican Thong!"

Aaron: "Dude! Nasty!"
by Teepea January 3, 2010
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Don't get your thong in a knot

Modern North American derivative of don't get your panties in a bunch or don't get your knickers in a twist. Since the use of thongs as a ladies' undergarment has now widely replaced panties and knickers.
Sit down don't get your thong in a knot
by Bulund August 13, 2017
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bong thong

A small piece of undergarments designed especially for men and surrounds the genitial area, and looks rather impressive or sad.

A man thong.

Generally made of spandex or mesh/fishnet and are often worn by strippers.
"Last night, me and my girls went to that club, the sausage pit, and a hot dancer sported a mighty fine red bong thong."
by Sra.(s) Jay and S. Bob January 11, 2006
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Irritable Thong Syndrome (ITS)

The annoying discomfort resulting from your thong rubbing your booty the wrong way.
Lisa: “You don’t look happy, what’s wrong?.”

Cynthia: “I bought this lace-trimmed thong because it was really cute, but it’s giving me a terrible case of Irritable Thong Syndrome (ITS).”
by kraftgirl September 30, 2009
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