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The Undertaker 

A Professional Wrestler; suffered 2nd degree burns to the chest and still wrestled for our entertainment. Baddest Motherfucker since Jules. A legit legend.
Wrestling Fan #1: "Did you see when The Undertaker was set on fire during WWE Elimination Chamber?"

Imbecile/Wrestling Fan #2: "ya he ran lik a pusy gawd hao out of character lols"

Wrestling Fan #1: "Yes, it was out of character. I'd love for you to walk slowly down the ramp while being set on fire, idiot."

Imbecile/Wrestling Fan #2: "herpaderp"
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Fuck the UN 

When you succesfully fuck one bitch from each of the 193 UN member countries.
Have you #fuck the UN yet? Not yet brah, I'm still fucking the EU. After that maybe.
Fuck the UN by AL Riz January 17, 2018

The Unborn 

commercials for the movie scare the shit out of you but the movie comes up blue eyed dull. only good part is the hot bf, and watching the whole theatre laughing their asses off as the old guy bends over backward and climbs the stairs!
Ashley: Damn "The Unborn" so wasn't scary..
Jill: U still sleepin wit the lights on?
Ashley: Hell yesss.. wanna sleep over??
The Unborn by Jilly528 January 19, 2009

cut the umbilical cord 

When a child's mother (usually the son) refuses to acknowledge the fact that "her baby" is growing up and will always try to be involved in whatever they do. This is most commonly seen in these three scenarios; 1) getting a driver's license 2) the first date 3) going off to college.
Mother: Oh, I just can't believe my little baby is finally going out on his first date. Do you think you'll be alright?
Son: Mom, I'm fine, just leave me alone. I'm 18 and I'm not a little kid anymore.
Father: Honey, just cut the umbilical cord already and let him go!

A rainbow in the underwear 

A rainbow in the underwear occurs when someone (presumably a man) has made the greatest possible variety of excretions in his underpants. This would consist of a brown stain, a yellow stain, and an off-white stain.
Jean Pierre Garnier never wipes his ass, so he has skid marks; he has also been known to have wetdreams almost nightly. A few months ago thirty people came to his house to scream at him. He pissed himself and a made a rainbow in his underwear.

the unseen 

The Unseen are one of the greatest modern day punk bands out there. They showed and are still showing true punk. They set an awesome example to other punk bands and show TRUE punk, not Green Day, Good Charlotte or Simple Plan. They take their music seriously, but still have time to fool around and make re-makes of songs that you wouldn't think a hardcore punk band would re-make. Such as 'Beat It' by Michael Jackson. They aren't afraid to state their opinions in words or in songs. Such as 'Fuck the KKK.'
The Unseen are a GREAT punk band; they're awesome live and love talking to fans after their shows.
the unseen by Lola Pie Punk January 2, 2006

the presidents of the united states of america 

A quirk rock band formed in the early 90s. Perhaps the best band ever.