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Subway Station

When an individual or group continuously poop in the same spot without mercy or grace.
The First few weeks on the job was graceful until a subway station hit me of my game.
by GeminiMojoMAC May 23, 2023
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Subway Smoothie

When you shove an entire Nutribullet up her arsehole and she eats some fruit (or veg, I'm not picky) and it flows through her cavity to the Nutribullet, and then you turn it on and make the smoothie, and then turn her upside down and let the mixture pour up to her mouth and her partner (male or female #equality) licks it off the roof of her mouth.
Adam: "She into some kinky shit, yanno boi"
Alex: "I bet she'd love a Subway Smoothie"

Alfie: "Do you still have my Nutribullet?"
Asher: "Hell yeah! She loves having it rammed up her arse!"
by Yummy_McYummy October 17, 2017
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Battered subway

When a man has sex with a foot long until he gives it his jizz dressing, he then shoves said subway up his own arse and his partner batters it from behind. It is then eaten straight from the ass.
"Tommy" : That battered subway was delicious "smurf"! better than a dirty steakette and a bap any day! Hope you're looking forward to mines I got extra jalapeños tonight lol
by Mradhd February 8, 2019
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bangkok subway

when you find out she is a he,so you have anal sex instead, even though that was not the plan in the beginning brown town
Dan: How was Bangkok?
Jim: Pretty wild ended up having to pull a Bangkok subway towards the end but it’s a story right?
Dan: I guess
by Bangkok billy June 9, 2018
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Subway and Chill

An event that occurs when you go to subway to grab you and your girl a foot-long, take it to your/her place. 5 minutes into subway and chill is when sexual behavior begins to occur.
bf: "hey girl, I just bought us a sub, wanna eat some subway and chill?"
gf: "ok, I'll get my clothes off"
bf: "why"
gf: "what do you mean why? You bought me a sub so we fuck now."
by Subway and Chill October 16, 2015
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No Subway

Full truth and nothing but the truth
I won $1,000 at the slots last night no subway!
by User428 April 18, 2023
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Subway

The perfect chance to catch all kinds of diseases.
Person 1: "Today I want to get HIV, should I go to a festival?"

Person 2: "Yea, just take the subway"
by mynamearejeff May 7, 2018
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