Seating plan

When your teachers fuck with u and give u a shit seating plan to see if it helps with your depression from getting rid of ur friends.

Joe: dude this seating plan sucks

jimmy: ok throw your phone on the floor to look unbeehaved
Joe: ok fuck it

Jimmy I think yo girl just called u in mid air

Joe: FUCK

by The_trickster_ November 3, 2020

seat hopping

At sporting events, when people take unused seats they didn't pay for.

"Let's buy tickets for the nosebleeds and go seat hopping later."

by Eventful Grain June 9, 2017

Seat Pickled

When two men are driving in a vehicle and the passenger reaches over and massages the drivers nether regions until a climax that results in a frothy mixture of cum and sweat that remains forever imbedded within the material of the seat.

Jimmy reached across the center console of the car and seat pickled Jack.

by TheWhabbitThumper February 18, 2020

seat theivery

Forcebly stealing or taking a seat that belong to somebody else

Kendra is a huge seat theif as she took the seat that she knew belonged to Mat.

When Kendra comes into the room you know there will be seat theivery afoot.

seat theivery is not okay

by HaPpY69 August 4, 2020

meat to seat

When a man sits down to drop a coal dumpling and his penis lays on the toilet seat

I caught pimp drip cause I went meat to seat at the mall bathroom.

by Cooter polluter April 16, 2017

seat fuzz

A female with that doesn't wear pantie's while driving in a car there fore leaving fuzz on vagina

ewwwww dat bitch got seat fuzz on her pussy

by cody_757 October 8, 2011

Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016