Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024

appreciation nan day

today show everyone that your Nan is the best and tell her why and maybe give her flowers

can you meet
no sorry it’s appreciation nan day
oh yea same tell your Nan she’s the best
and you

by O1.21do.one October 6, 2021

Pull a Nan

To lie about the content of an upcoming test; to reel in

"Did you see the DBQ?" Andrew
"Yeah, I guess our teacher wanted to Pull a Nan! She said Nixon would never be on the exam!" Rachel
"Man, she reeled you in." Andrew

by David Mccullough September 20, 2012

ur nan

a sentence every middle school boy used at least 100 times in their fucking lives
Jake: hey guess what happened earlier!
Josh:uR nAn
Ruby:oh stfu u abused dumb piece of shit
Mrs Smith:dEtEnTiOn FoR aLl Of yOu!!!
*ruby gets home*
Ruby’s Mum: WHAT DID YOU GET A DETENTION FOR??!!!
Ruby: I told somebody to stfu you dumb piece of shit coz they said “uR nAn” like omg!!
Ruby’s Mum: oh okay then, I don’t blame u tbh I hate it when boys or even girls ur age say that!! It’s so disrespectful!!
Ruby: ya bye I’m going to my room.
Ruby’s Mum: bye sweetie
Ruby: suck ur nan
Ruby’s Mum: live you swe- WHAT TF DID U JUST SAY
*ruby gets beat*
*ruby goes to school the next day with bruises*

Jake+Josh: Oi!
Jake: what happened to u, moody ass?
Josh: yeah why have u got bruises?!
Ruby: leave me alone u price of shit!
Mrs Smith:DETENTION FOR YOU RUBY!!
*ruby goes home from school after detention*

Ruby’s Mum: ARE YOU SERIOUS RUBY??!!
Ruby: yes mum, just hit me! get it over with!!
*ruby gets beaten again*

~by daisy :))

ur nan :D

by daisy.oof April 8, 2020

Sara Nan

Sara Nan is a person that defines many words, godess, queen, weird, only the best. If you find a Sara Nan dont lose sight of her, because miracles like her only happen once in a lifetime. That wont be such a problem if you find yourself on the dance floor though. Because of the imaculate sunshine coming from her perfect body.

Person 1: who is that?

Person 2: Are you dumb!? It is obviously the queen Sara Nan!

by Kirmilita January 15, 2022

Nan

the person i was in bed with last night
Shrek was waiting outside with my cab to escape

i was in bed with your nan

by BILLBOB69420 January 20, 2020

nan chong

a boy who is very hardworking and cares for others, he is also very good at academics

Jeffrey:wow who is that guy who takes so much notes in class?
Roneth: oh its just nan chong

by derpythincow March 10, 2022