dirt dispenser

A term to describe one's anus, often used in fanfiction.

"She began to hug tightly to Karkat as she plunged her jade-spade as deeply as possible into Karkat's dirt dispenser."

by lMPA September 29, 2013

dirt canyon

Nickname for the ass, asscrack or anus. Most often used in reference to anal sex.

Oh man!! Cashman says he rafted down Mel's Dirt Canyon. She was crying like a baby by the time he was done!

by Jiminy Criquette September 15, 2007

dirt donut

Another name for a sphincter, aka balloon knot, chocolate starfish. Particularly one that needs bleaching.

Corey knew it was going to be a good day when Barry bent over in the shower and showed him his dirt donut.

by Tbonepgh March 29, 2018

Dirt Chamber

Dirt Chamber: the mental abyss you find yourself in when you've taken, drank, or smoked too much.

friend 1: what'd you do last night?
friend 2: i was deep in the dirt chamber, dude. don't remember a thing

by foreverrousted March 15, 2018

one with the dirt

Where you cannot take it anymore so you merge with mother Earth. Very cool.

Person 1: Fuck this im out.
Person 2 : Where are u going?
Person 1: im gonna be one with the dirt
*magically gets merges with dirt*
Person 2: what in the actual fuc-

by Imagine being alive. Amirite? February 21, 2021

DirtE Maher

The act of pressing your butt cheeks against a sliding glass door and proceeding to take a shit, if done correctly it will look like a shit dog between two buns

The bitch locked me out of the house so I gave her a DirtE Maher

by TheBigBill August 10, 2016

Dirt Diggler

A man or woman who frequently visits the watercloset in order to wipe their itchy asshole as a result of improper wiping.

"Man, steve is always in the bathroom. That dirt diggler must be wiping the swassy shit off his grundle again."

by atothe April 7, 2009