The Toledo Mud Hen

While having sex with your lady, remove your penis from her vagina so that you can carry out your plan. Turning your back to her, you will hit her with some explosive diarrhea, attempting to cover her completely. Then, before she has time to react, hit her with a feather pilllow, that you had previously cut a hole into. Once the pillow hits her body, the feathers will escape from the hole in the pillow, sticking to the diarrhea, and turning your girl into The Toledo Mud Hen.

While having sex, I diarrhea'd on my girl last night, then hit her with my feather pillow. Feathers popped from the pillow covering her from head to toe. She became the toledo mud hen.

by Emily or Elise January 4, 2012

Holy Toledo

A sexual act that involves the trinity orafices of a female's body (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus). Three men simultaneously penetrate the three orafices while holding hands and saying, "Oh God, Oh God" until they 'reach the promiseland'. It is named after Toledo because Toledo is the land god forgot.

Lauren was at Arnie's Bar&Grille when she was propositioned by three members of the boy band Booze Money to be the Mary Magdalen of their Holy Toledo. To which she responded, "I'd be down but I have lock jaw, a UTI, and I just ate some Tony Packo's."

by Clang May 11, 2006

Toolery

Toolery Another form for pimping. Used once you get a dime's number

Background: Ohio-

"Ohhh look at that toolery game, you know how a pimp does it"

by Kamilah November 7, 2004

Toolesk

Toolesk-adjective: To act in a manner that other percieve as being a tool

Jayne: Like omg did you see charlie acting ganster last night?
Trip: cha, I wouldnt miss seeing a toolesk charlie

by rusty jenkins July 3, 2007

Tolerant

The state of being retarded

Western people are generally tolerant of ISIS fighters coming back to the west.

by Cold Facts June 30, 2019

Tolerance

The extremely rare art of just not giving a single fuck.

Daniel: Dude, I just fucked Jacob’s girlfriend and he did absolutely nothing.

Mike: Oh yeah, he just has absurdly high tolerance

by The top fucking tier comedian January 31, 2021

zero tolerance

Zero tolerance means that you get your ass handed to you the first time you break the law instead of getting slaps on the wrist the first few time like celebrities get.

I'm in jail for fifty years just because I killed somebody when I was driving drunk. Shit, it's not like I do it all the time. It was only once, and I gotta serve time. Fuck. Fuckin' Diana Ross gets away with this, but I gotta serve this shit. Fuck.

by Inmate June 23, 2004