disagreeable-task swap

Refers to a "buddy assistance" deal where Person A completes a yucky/difficult/boring job for Person B that he doesn't feel up to suffering through, while Person B tackles a similarly-sucky task that Person A would ordinarily have to perform himself, but also loathes the thought of doing.

I cleaned out Tiffany's garage in exchange for her vacuuming and mopping the muddy floors of my house after a boisterous post-game visit from our town's little-league baseball team... pretty fair disagreeable-task swap, if you ask me.

by QuacksO September 20, 2018

Shit-taskit

when someone does something really bad and its just peer shit OR

when someone takes a really great shit

"WOW THAT IS REALLY SHIT... TASKTIT BRO OR
when someone takes a shit and they didnt flush and you see it you'd think to your self thats SHIT-TASKIT

by SHIT-TASKIT December 19, 2018

Get taskkill.exed

When a windows application does it's famous "Task.exe (stopped responding)" and you haven't saved the project after a few hours of hard work, what do you do now? You bring up the task manager then to have that too not responding; thanks microsoft. You can now find the old rusty sledgehammer or the better option taskkill.exe. After entering taskkill.exe /IM mspaint.exe in the start menu say "Get taskkill.exed" and presses enter.

"Ah Scheiße! Der process has stopped working! Time to Get taskkill.exed"
"Not again! Why me! Why microsoft! *sigh* Well.. There's only one way to end this.. *PistolReload2.mp3* Get taskkill.exed!!!"

by Your Local Deer October 4, 2020

fractional task

The opposite of multi-tasking. When one is only capable of focusing on part of one or multiple tasks at any given moment.

Wow! Your multi-tasking skills are on point! I can only fractional task.

I was fractional tasking all day and got 7 different things partially done.

by ShakespeareII November 4, 2020

Ball-tased

When a person tasers themselves in their testicles. May or may not cause a fatal heart attack.

While attempting to steal a portrait of Tip O'neill, the man ball-tased himself, which triggered a fatal heart attack

by Marieldan January 9, 2021

multi taskual

Multi taskual is when someone can do more than one task at the same time.

I can study and watch television at the same time because I'm multi taskual.

by Akj_57 March 18, 2021

Anti-tasker

Not just lazy, but against the very idea of chores, tasks, or work in general.

“We could ask for John’s help moving the sofa, but he is a fervent anti-tasker, so he probably won’t be willing.”

by Vancouverislander April 5, 2021