swearing

A way for people to makethem selves feel cooler.

Fgt: d00d Fuck shit damn!!
Me: uhhh..... cocaine is one hell of a drug eh?

by srsly February 22, 2005

World's deepest pinky swear

When you put your pinky finger deep inside a girl's vagina or ass and then bend your finger and pull.

I just gave some girl the world's deepest pinky swear last night.

by Known Unknown October 21, 2010

Swearhead

One who swears.

brittany swore so everyone on the team pointed and yelled "swearhead!" at her while in the mall. Everyone stared at her...

by Skfldlckdkwkc September 27, 2009

Swearpage

The use of multiple swears after doing something bad.

Guy 1:"Fuck i just messed this bitch of a computer, Jesus Christ whats it doing, oh motherfucker don't restart, damnit restarted goddamn." fuck bitch shit motherfucker goddamn damn swearpage

by John Kreiglis November 11, 2009

Sebringsturbate

To give one's self pleasure while trollin' in their Chrysler Sebring

Dude, are you going to Sebringsturbate on your way home from work?

by Lil' Spewn October 17, 2010

sweariously

The conjunction of "I/you swear" and "seriously", for use when the user is utterly flustered by alarming information they have just received.

Sweariously?! I didn't even know they were making a sequel!

by hoboshorts April 20, 2011

Swearmagedon

n.
1) Event occurring when something so outrageous happens, every other word in response is a swear word.

2) Side effect of a temper tantrum

A) She was so flabbergasted, all that could be heard was a swearmagedon.

B) Yosemite Sam

by Philoseraptor May 22, 2013