Bible sucker

The act of quotes or words from the bible spilling out of a religious fat head that listens to child molesting priests every Sunday.

Tom: Did you see bill this Sunday?
Dale: He was in church no he was at church ... what a bible sucker.

by ExtinctSmurf May 7, 2010

Dog Sucker

Robin Vancleave...gives oral to your puppys

Omg! Hide the dogs Dog Sucker is coming!

by Betsy December 29, 2004

sap sucker

A derogatory term for a Canadian person or thing.

That douche Sidney Crosby is such a sap sucker.

by muricafuckyeah March 8, 2014

Shlong sucker

A person who can be annoying and pisses you off a lot

Bro Kelvin is such a shlong sucker

by Lazxr YT March 18, 2021

muff sucker

Someone who sucks on hairy vagina.

Eg, Sandy is a muff sucker

by Calve Is Epic February 9, 2014

sucker trap

an artificial entity one becomes too friendly with, that can end up making a fool of one. examples would include drugs (especially cocaine!!) alcohol, sex, money, gambling

back in the 80s' cocaine was the new messiah!! -what a sucker trap!!

those 'praying' to alcohol are worth pitying, such a sucker trap!!

she "ground the poison" out of him, effectively making him her SLAVE! -a genuine a sucker trap!!

by michael foolsley September 10, 2012

bead suckers

children that are latched into seats attached to ladders on either side of the parade route in New Orleans, poised to attract all the beads from oncoming parade floats.

Oops, we chose a place next to the bead suckers. No one's gonna throw us shit!

by Laura Griffith April 20, 2008