Bible sucker

The act of quotes or words from the bible spilling out of a religious fat head that listens to child molesting priests every Sunday.

Tom: Did you see bill this Sunday?
Dale: He was in church no he was at church ... what a bible sucker.

by ExtinctSmurf May 7, 2010

sap sucker

A derogatory term for a Canadian person or thing.

That douche Sidney Crosby is such a sap sucker.

by muricafuckyeah March 8, 2014

Dog Sucker

Robin Vancleave...gives oral to your puppys

Omg! Hide the dogs Dog Sucker is coming!

by Betsy December 29, 2004

Dilznik Sucker

Someone who sucks dilznik, brings you down and sucks the life out of any situation that they are in

Dude, Bryan glued acorns to my backpack - what a Dilznik Sucker!

by Acorn_struck_again December 6, 2009

fuzz sucker

one who obeys the law at all times, a goodie-two-shoes.

"janice won't smoke bud, she is such a fuzz sucker!"

by erin brooke January 6, 2008

bead suckers

children that are latched into seats attached to ladders on either side of the parade route in New Orleans, poised to attract all the beads from oncoming parade floats.

Oops, we chose a place next to the bead suckers. No one's gonna throw us shit!

by Laura Griffith April 20, 2008

muff sucker

Someone who sucks on hairy vagina.

Eg, Sandy is a muff sucker

by Calve Is Epic February 9, 2014