Bible sucker

The act of quotes or words from the bible spilling out of a religious fat head that listens to child molesting priests every Sunday.

Tom: Did you see bill this Sunday?
Dale: He was in church no he was at church ... what a bible sucker.

by ExtinctSmurf May 7, 2010

sap sucker

A derogatory term for a Canadian person or thing.

That douche Sidney Crosby is such a sap sucker.

by muricafuckyeah March 8, 2014

Dog Sucker

Robin Vancleave...gives oral to your puppys

Omg! Hide the dogs Dog Sucker is coming!

by Betsy December 29, 2004

woods sucker

The act of having homosexual intercourse in the woods and sucking on the male reproductive organ

Liam: Wanna do the woods sucker tonight

Alex: Yeah I'm real down, no homo tho

by silly swan69 November 29, 2021

crank sucker

Someone who sucks cocks.

guy 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight? guy 2: I think I'll stop over my girlfriends house. She's a awesome crank sucker and I sure need my crank sucked. guy 1: Okay. Get ahold of me when your done.

by jimmybomm June 12, 2020

Lamb sucker

Someone who sucks the poop out of the butthole of said lamb

Dustin is an lamb sucker, he enjoys the chunks flowing down his throat.

by Truths4real July 9, 2017

Shlong sucker

A person who can be annoying and pisses you off a lot

Bro Kelvin is such a shlong sucker

by Lazxr YT March 18, 2021