lady straddlers

a man's bulging arms for the ladies to cling on to when they feel insecure, scared, alone, or want to get close to their lover.

Mike bellowed out an irresistible mating call to a beautiful lady.

She, feeling so attracted, walked over and grasped his "lady straddlers" and conversed till the sun set.

Mike, is the man.

by GiggidyOhhYea March 14, 2008

straddle my rail

the act of swallowing cumm

pimp juice,"bitch do you wanna straddle my rail"Bitch, "yup"

by pimp juice j December 30, 2009

scrid

The piece of skin between the male ball sack and butt crack. A.K.A. the nifkin or gooch.

Man, after playing hockey all day my nifkin sure it sweaty!

by AudioStatic.org February 20, 2005

Strider3282

A Online gamer that try's to take Credit for something else made, A very common used internet slang for the Online MMORPG Game Runescape.

Orion: Hey Did you make the program swiftswitch?

Jason: Yes that was me, what do you think?

Orion: Thats funny cause i made it why do you strider3282 for?

by Darknest March 18, 2009

Strider

someone who does one or more of the following: lies, makes up excuses about not wearing the right shoes,has bad acne, is a pimple, takes bigger than neccasary dips of tobacco, a can of chew or chew in general, bangs 13 year olds, over exagerates, shows up at your house uninvited, is short, is a foster child, has a uncut penis, has smegma, steals cars, wrecks cars, smells bad, has smelly shoes, stays at your house for three months, likes asians, cheats on his girlfreind, wrecks on a bike, "comes home swingin'", doesnt really get shot buy their mom, fucks a girl in a tent, doesnt cum after 2 hours of sex, gets drunk, almostgets alcohol poisoning, has friends named travis and steven, or just generally fucks up.

someone: i stole a 350z!

someone else: no, no you didnt, you strider.

by nazi dbag October 29, 2008

shridhar

beast at mobile legends

Wow he is so good at mobile legends. he must be top global for all heroes and rank. im guessing hes a shridhar?

by yourmothercb May 5, 2020

dave strider

a character from the shitty hit webcomic homestuck. the whole fanbase thinks hes awesome when in reality he is total garbage like hes not cool okay the most defined and emphasized thing about him is that he isnt legitimately cool its all some act he put up ie hes lame and obnoxious to the point where every pesterlog with him makes me want to rip my awesome hair out

hank: hey caleb dont you hate dave strider

caleb: oh yeah want me to explain why this is going to be so much fun

by mischievousDawg December 7, 2020