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triangle theory

Theory of existence/order that equates your normal, run of the mill strip club with a pyramid. All the players on this tawdry stage have their own corresponding level on the pyramid. At the bottom or broad base are the customers, who make up the largest faction. Next up are the dancers themselves--numbering slightly less than the patrons. A little further up the "food chain"(although in many case they get less perceivable respect than the dancers) are the support staff(bartenders, waitresses, D.J.s, valets,& bouncers, etc., etc.) Above them are the "image pimping" establishment of managers(shift bosses, house moms, whatever the fuck you call them). Finally at the apex or very tiptop sits the OWNER(or "GOD" as some of these ass clowns really perceive themselves). The general mechanics of this theory are that desire, respect, and most of all money tend to flow up the pyramid(though sometimes staff do catch shit) while abuse, scorn, and bullshit tend to flow downward. What makes this theory somewhat important is that it is the basis of understanding(and often the circumstance calling into existence)utilized by that cunning genus of outlaw known as the STRIPPER FUCKER who, by his very existence, is in direct opposition to the triangle theory(though he utilizes it to his advantage at times)and would be viewed as a threat by all factions the strip club establishment if they could pull their collective heads out of their asses, put their egos and petty jealousies aside for one brief moment, get over themselves, quit plotting against each other and work together. Which of course WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!
I did not make the TRIANGLE THEORY up. Somebody at the other end of the bar pointed it out to me once(after I bagged my first stripper) and I started taking a good hard look at what the fuck was really going on inside my favorite strip club. Sorta like that guy who came up with that"INTELLECTUAL WHORES" business a while back. It worked for that guy, me, and probably other dyed in the wool STRIPPER FUCKERS out there. All I know is the shit exists and the sooner you recognize it, the sooner you'll be leaving with the help after closing time instead of heading home to Rosy Palm with a lighter wallet!!
by seamus shane December 31, 2007
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getting some strange

Going out and "having relations" outside of your relationship or marital status or seeking someone different than your standard choice of women
Man 1: man you see him with that silverback gorilla
Man 2: yeah he caught his gf with his brother so he's out "getting some strange"
by Danny Joe Henry July 10, 2014
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Chasing Strange

1) In search of genital to genital contact 2) The all encompassing search for pussy, cock or some combination of both by drug, alcohol, or hormone inspired horny juveniles, college students, and adults...and the experiences and obstacles they encounter during their all important hedonistic search for sexual satisfaction...as described on the website of the same name.
Pete: Hey Billy, what are you up to this weekend?
Billy: Carrie is out of town this weekend, so some buddies and I are going to do blow off of stripper's tits and then go out Chasing Strange.
by Chasing March 16, 2008
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Triangle

Along with the landing strip (line) and the Brazilian, the Triangle or upside down cornchip is one of three most common pubic hair arrangements a female can have.
The Triangle points downwards towards the clit.
by Diego August 11, 2003
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strange

A piece of ass that you get in addition to your regular woman
My girl is getting on my nerves so let me hit the club and get some strange.
by JWM Miko July 10, 2003
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Strange Brew (n)

Movie from 1983 about two canadian brothers that accidentaly gave away their Dads beer money. They attempt to land some free beer and end up with a job at the brewery and get tangled in the most rediculous plot to rule the world.
Joe: Hey mary I just saw "Strange Brew"

Mary: Do me NOW!!! ...eh?
by Danno March 28, 2005
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strange

A description commonly applied by male American, bachelors in the 50s and 60s to the anonymous mass of women whom they aspired to engage in casual sex with.

A clever, still slightly naughty, synonym for more profane terms like 'pussy' or 'trim'.
Bob: Hey Chuck, where's the best place around here to find some strange?

Chuck: I'm not the cassa nova you think I am, but The Gin Mill is always crawling with strange. Shall we?
by fletchlives June 5, 2005
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