Stimulatriste

To stimulate someone in a manner that both sexually arouses them and makes them sad.

Phone sex is ok I guess but it really stimulatristes me more than anything, because I still have to jerk off.

by Ramses December 23, 2014

Simulate the Friction

Simulating the friction: To take action of ridiculous activities pruely to irritate anyone by the name of Ethan

Chris: Hey Ethan I'm going to simulate the friction to stimulate the if loop.
Ethan: Fucking damn it.

by CTCR May 31, 2018

Simulated Reality

SIMULATED REALITY is when one's (subjective) version of REALITY is far from being in agreement with the majority of those in the group, in general.

"She is so fucking far from away from us with her SIMULATED REALITY! Let her jump off a cliff as long as she doesn't land on anyone."

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

simulatedguap

A person who can only hope to imagine the guap 💰🤑🤑🤑

Guy 1: damn bruh I’m broke, guess I’m simulatedguap
Guy 2: unlucky you, I got so much money im guapfluent

by Divines August 14, 2025

its simulated

Such a beast, can trickshot, OG player former eRa, Auto, Saw, Genesis

Best of the best

should be in Auto again

guy 1: look omfg its simulated, that beast trickshotter with the @Sihmulation
guy 2: LETS GET HIS AUTOGRAPH COME ON DUDE

by Not Simulated October 14, 2014

Hypothermic Stimulation

A conditional that makes people (predominantly McDonald's employees) sexually aroused when commiting coitus in highly low temperatures.

"I heard two of the night shift workers at the airport McDonald's had sex in the freezer room. I think They've got Hypothermic stimulation

by Lankyman01 January 31, 2019

urethral stimulation

urethral stimulation is a sexual activity that some guys like to enjoy. One dude inserts a sound, which may be electrified, into another guy's piss hole and moves it up and down until he blows his load.

I blew my load when Matt turned on the electricity to the sound he was using to give me urethral stimulation the first time!

by eda-skip August 28, 2023