sternburg

Sternburg= Having sex with a sandwich then jizzing inside it. Then fucking a girl with a cucumber then having her squirt on it then putting it in the sandwich. Then you have to throw up and shit and the sandwich. ANd after that you cut yourself and drip some blood in it. Once youve done all of this you gey your five year old sister to eat it.

Circles and triangles and now were hanging out with your new sternburg.

by ccccccoool June 21, 2009

steenie beanie

to stick your penis up another mans butthole, then you pee, while he poops.

jack: "hey i just steenie beanied him"
bob: never. ever. talk to me again you fag.
jack: "well i cant get girls anymore."
bob: ill kill you. you are homo.

by jorge brenard October 3, 2007

San Antonio Sterns

Name giving to the San Antonio Spurs by jealous, embarassed Phoenix Suns fans. Name first came up after Robert Horry hip checked a flopping Steve Nash into the boards in the 2nd round of the 2007 NBA Playoffs. That altercation resulted in some players from the Suns, who were not in the game, to run to the aid of Steve Nash. Those Players were Amare Stoudemire and Boris Diaw. This act caused their suspension due to the rule that a player not in the game cannot leave the bench area during an altercation between players in the game. Apparently people in Phoenix believe this rule, which has been in place for years, did not apply to their players. In the following pivotal game the Phoenix Suns, without 2 of their star players, blew a 17 point lead in the 3rd quarter and lose effectively sealing their fate and lose the series in 6. It is believed by these idiotic fans that the fix was in and NBA Commisioner David Stern ordered Diaw and Stoudemire's suspension in order to have San Antonio win the series. Despite being ahead in most of the series games and then blowing the lead Phoenix Suns fans believe that their loss in this series was the work of a higher power totally ignoring their teams inefficiencies and lack of spirit while brushing aside the Spurs prowess and experience.

Those damn San Antonio Sterns got so lucky they suspended Amare or we would have won in 5.

by dirtyspursfan August 20, 2008

sern

one familiar with the art of dry humping, also brandishing a ludacris ratty to the side of his left ear. a sern can usually be found loitering at the local mcdonalds asking for money for a 30 cent cone or "durrys" (ciggerettes). not the smartest or quickest mentaly at the best of times, a sern can usually be lured into a false sense of security with offerings of cheeseburgers,smokes, and pre pubesant pune.

dry humper
ben palmer
freak
dogger
face sniffer
one pube
playa
45 minutes!
sern

by simon lipscomb November 1, 2008

Steen

A man who sometimes puts other people down just to make him more confident about himself, he is charming and popular but if you know a steen try to stay away as much as you can.

Girl 1: oh look it's Steen
Girl 2: lets go then

by That Ordinary Girl June 12, 2018

Stearnsmeister

A ridiculously good looking pure uncontaminated male specimen from the Greek warrior and intellectual breed. Tends to screw things up beyond repair but somehow manages to fix things by flashing his beautiful smile and displaying his never ending love for Albanian "goodies". Can mostly be found at his "dads office" or the "gym" but somehow, miraculously, still manages to find time for love making. Has a small amount of baggage...aka wierd ex girlfriends, but we are certain that will be overcome once they realize that he's our baby daddy.
A guy which picks girls whom he knows will never talk to each other.
One whos backseat is his love machine, and enjoys spending quality time at Wal Mart.
One who shows no respect, breaks your heart, and considers you worthless if your initials aren't AK + or - an X.

"wow, that guy totally just stearnsmeisted me :("

"did you just see that guys package?!?"
"yup..hes a stearnsmeister"

"lets go to walmart"
"wow youre such a stearnsmeister"

"one is not a stearnsmeister unless one brings unthought of sexual satisfaction"

"wheres your man?"
"oh hes stearnsmeisting at the gym"
"i dont think so hunny, check (insert name of incrediblely good looking Albanian girl with nice jugs here)'s house"

"i love stearnsmeister"
"NO I DO"
"who the heck are you??"
"ugh, stearnsmeister's girlfriend"
"NO, i am stearnsmeister's girlfriend. ok? you dont even know him"
"i bet you he was just at walmart with me 10 minutes ago. you weirdo who wishes you're still going out with him"

"one is a stearnsmeister if one is everybody's baby daddy"

by Callshimbeast May 28, 2007

Starnasia

Starnasia is a fine ass girl she’s super smart ,beautiful, sexy and can get any nigga she wants she has plenty friends and is super fun to hang with. And has hella good pussy.

Her name is starnasia

by Gethoes May 27, 2019