sternwheeler

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between the buttcheeks, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound. Like a motorboat, except with the butt rather than the breasts.

Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt. It is SO BIG. I'd love to give that thing a sternwheeler.

sternwheeler by BeerMonkey75 August 18, 2017

Sternwheeler

Something you won't find in Lubbock, Texas, Phoenix, Arizona, most of California, Las Vegas, Dallas, Texas or even Winston Salem, NC. You won't find them because there are no sternwheelers to be found there. A sternwheeler is not unique enough for you though.

Nowadays people have to have slot machines and Texas hold em on board when they get on a sternwheeler, otherwise they will get bored in 15 minutes.

Sternwheeler by Solid Mantis June 19, 2018