shelleysexual

If you have humongous crush on Shelley Hennig and you can’t even have a dream without her being in it. You fantasise about being her, looking like her or being with her. Even if you are straight you still can’t hide your everlasting love for the gorgeous Shelley Hennig.

Friend: What’s your sexuality?
You: I’m shelleysexual.
Friend: What does that mean?
You: I only simp for Shelley Hennig.

by dobshennig March 1, 2021

Stealen

Stealen when your say this and your family says it’s not a word well show them this cause it is now

You:maybe my phone did get stealen

Clayton: stealen isn’t a word

You: *pulls out this*

Clayton: maybe it is a word then 🤣🤣

by Smiffpiff January 28, 2021

Seller sets

A group of Sellers that are closely affiliated with one another. Usually, sets of sellers will help each other sell others and are loyal. If anyone in a set of Sellers sells another set seller then they will be sold out of the set. Seller sets are sub groups in Seller gangs.

"Damn, the Southsus Sellers sold us again! I hate Seller sets."

by Willoesd April 16, 2021

Steelers and the ravens

A term to describe a passion for paedophila, a term that was unintentionally coined by John Dupee off Hansen vs Predator.

Joffa loves the Steelers and the Ravens, he admitted to molesting an underaged boy in court.

by Rian Gigs January 29, 2023

Chapter Stealer

Someone who reads a book/magazine at the bookstore but does not buy the book.

Aunty Beef: Just went and read 4 chapters of PRide and Prejudice, pretty good stuff. Was $2 short of buying it. Will go back tomorrow. Maybe I should just sit in the bookshop and read a few chapters each lunchtime and save myself $9.90

Toof: You are a dirty Chapter Stealer.

by rainbowfizz October 21, 2004

Scab Stealer

A person who cuts the flesh of sleeping people, then later rips the scab off and collects them. Once the scab stealer has collected numerous scabs he/she makes a scab pie.

Look honey, the scab stealer took one of your scabs again.

by devjuhnateok January 28, 2010

bird stealer

A friend or alibi who does fuck all all night let's you do the hard work, then sneaks in the for kill in order to steal snatch you have theoretically acquired. Usually a mute, but gains confidence after much intoxication.

Bloke A: Let me chat to these girls.
Bloke B: lurks in background and agrees.

3a.m Bird Stealer: 'Hey wanna come back to my place and have some more drinks? I got some cheap Rum and a sofa from value village?'

by Manilla From Vanilla December 14, 2010