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An invasive coffee shop chain that is owned by a person like DOCTOR EVIL from AUSTIN POWERS.

Starbucks is known for doing the impossible by making their coffee and similar beverages that have the worst of both worlds by being low quality and paying a premium price and somehow being a very good seller while their better quality beverages are often an inferior seller.

One of Starbucks' most popular beverages as well as one of the low-quality beverages is their so-called frappuccinos which are basically half a glass/cup of ice cubes and the other half some dairy substance and flavoring put into a blender and served while being expensive. also tastes pretty grim because it is shards of ice and sweetened milk in a glass.
Person 1: My sister spent all her birthday money in a couple of weeks by going to Starbucks every day
Starbucks by Person #37878678 September 2, 2021

Starbucks double cheeseburger 

Something that racist Starbucks employees from longbeachgriffy don’t want to serve
At Starbucks:
Can i get a Starbucks double cheeseburger?
No, we don’t sell them here.
Wow, it’s cuz I’m black

Starbucks expresso

A sex position that cosists of fucking a woman in the analy when she has diarrhea. When the man is cumming she inmideatly starts to take a shit causing the fluids to mix. The end result looks like a starbucks expresso.
Starbucks expresso by Mr. no nut November 8, 2022

starcuck 

People that love watching there spouses get fucked by pornstars
Cassie was getting fucked by the famous Dillion dangle while her husband gazed with amazement of the starcuck
starcuck by James the cuck October 22, 2023

mamma starbucks 

1) Friend of all friends. Picks you up when you're down.

2) Bad ass knitter
"I drank too much"
"Mamma Starbucks will save you"
mamma starbucks by Finchasaurus January 23, 2014

Colorado Starbucks 

A Marijuana dispensary. They line the streets in Denver like Starbucks do in every other city.
The first thing I'm gonna do when my flight lands is find a Colorado Starbucks.