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mocha starfish

Mocha starfish- a) a nutty and chocolatey frappe with extra whip and a sugar rim,
Or b) a persons feces rimmed anus which is about to be violated by Big John
That common thinks a Mocha starfish is from the coffee house, but Big John is about to show her how to rock down on her mocha starfish.
by Skygirl130 January 26, 2018
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Blonde starfish

Kyle got a blonde starfish to prepare for the porn he was shooting.
by JAKIL June 7, 2016
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Ima starfish

You have enough dick for all these ho's
Jack: how much ho's in this bar
Ethan: idk but ima starfish
by Yung mastemo July 1, 2018
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golden starfish

When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done, she'll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her asshole, and she'll have no idea that it's there!
I knew she had cheated on me so before I dumped Angela, I gave her a golden starfish.
by Brian He July 20, 2008
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screaming starfish

When a having sex on a beach, a man pulls out and jabs his dick into the sand and then reinserts it into the woman's vagina. The result is flailing of all limbs to resemble a starfish while screaming.
The park ranger was excited to witness a screaming starfish while having sex by the ocean.
by Gubernaculator May 26, 2010
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Albino starfish

N. A degrading sex move that involves the male ejaculating into his hand, and slapping a female in her face.
Bitch was talking back to me, so I jizzed in my hand and gave her an albino starfish.
by RedRubber February 14, 2010
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Golden Starfish, the

The act, typically perpetrated by a male human*, of urinating into the colonic cavity of another human. Also, the cause of Scott Angers' banishment from the Pool Room. See also "Piss in her ass" on this same website.
*Among the higher primates, the bonobo has also been observed to engage in such behavior.
Man, I totally gave that whore a golden starfish, the (since one apparently needs to use the exact nomenclature of the entry on this fine website)!
by Stanislaus von Zinn September 24, 2005
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