Starfish Blowout

Having so much diarrhea that you get a chafed anus. An extremely sore anus.

I had a starfish blowout this morning because I ate too much taco bell last night.

by Headreelhigh September 12, 2016

comfy as a starfish

Very comfortable, comparable to one being “snug as a bug”

Fred: I love blankets!
Bob: You look comfy as a starfish, friend.
Fred: Thank you.

by SpiderExpert43 August 18, 2023

yodeling starfish

An unwashed anus passing wind

Rupert was horrified when he went to eat Mary out at being greeted by a yodeling starfish just centimeters from his face

by Loopydave February 12, 2020

golden starfish

When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done, she'll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her asshole, and she'll have no idea that it's there!

I knew she had cheated on me so before I dumped Angela, I gave her a golden starfish.

by Brian He July 20, 2008

screaming starfish

When a having sex on a beach, a man pulls out and jabs his dick into the sand and then reinserts it into the woman's vagina. The result is flailing of all limbs to resemble a starfish while screaming.

The park ranger was excited to witness a screaming starfish while having sex by the ocean.

by Gubernaculator May 26, 2010

Albino starfish

N. A degrading sex move that involves the male ejaculating into his hand, and slapping a female in her face.

Bitch was talking back to me, so I jizzed in my hand and gave her an albino starfish.

by RedRubber February 14, 2010

Golden Starfish, the

The act, typically perpetrated by a male human*, of urinating into the colonic cavity of another human. Also, the cause of Scott Angers' banishment from the Pool Room. See also "Piss in her ass" on this same website.
*Among the higher primates, the bonobo has also been observed to engage in such behavior.

Man, I totally gave that whore a golden starfish, the (since one apparently needs to use the exact nomenclature of the entry on this fine website)!

by Stanislaus von Zinn September 24, 2005