Rupert was horrified when he went to eat Mary out at being greeted by a yodeling starfish just centimeters from his face
by Loopydave February 12, 2020

Starfish buddies: two people who enjoy the action of "starfishing," which is the act of wrapping ones limbs around another's head (all limbs being above the shoulders). The starfished buddy often then stands up to enjoy the starfishing. Achieving this optimum starfishing position is similar to how one would get onto the shoulders of another, except from the front.
by ronaldnlucy May 30, 2014

by JAKIL June 7, 2016

When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done, she'll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her asshole, and she'll have no idea that it's there!
by Brian He July 20, 2008

When a having sex on a beach, a man pulls out and jabs his dick into the sand and then reinserts it into the woman's vagina. The result is flailing of all limbs to resemble a starfish while screaming.
by Gubernaculator May 26, 2010

N. A degrading sex move that involves the male ejaculating into his hand, and slapping a female in her face.
by RedRubber February 14, 2010

The act, typically perpetrated by a male human*, of urinating into the colonic cavity of another human. Also, the cause of Scott Angers' banishment from the Pool Room. See also "Piss in her ass" on this same website.
*Among the higher primates, the bonobo has also been observed to engage in such behavior.
*Among the higher primates, the bonobo has also been observed to engage in such behavior.
Man, I totally gave that whore a golden starfish, the (since one apparently needs to use the exact nomenclature of the entry on this fine website)!
by Stanislaus von Zinn September 24, 2005
