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Stanley Roper

Pornographic facial money shot that is rope like. Then the girl may look right into the camera with her mouth open:P
After marking her with the Stanley Roper, I sang that swingin semen theme song.

Cum and knock on her door,

take a sip of this spew,
a lovable space for loads,
for your face and throat,
threes company too.

I drained my balls,
In a menage a trois for you,
Or a three way rendezvous,
Threes company too.
by Seven fifty April 1, 2023
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Sephora Stanley preppy

An audience from the age of 6-10 getting influenced by teenagers/young adults doing skincare, makeup, and having Stanley cups. Usually the shop they get the skincare and makeup is Sephora. They usually are extremely disrespectful and likes products that are horrible for their young skin. Usually acids and retinol.
*Young adult/teenager reaching for the last retinol drunk elephant product*
Sephora kid: excuse me? Is that the last preppy drunk elephant retinol sexy bumbum moisturizer? ๐Ÿ˜ก
Young adult/teenager: um.. yeah?

Sephora kid: YOU BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT BACK UP FROM THAT *hits with Stanley hard and breaks arm of teen/adult in question*

Teen/adult: OW YOU FUCKING PISSWORM! ๐Ÿคฌ HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS ANYWAY YOU LITERALLY JUST LEARNT HOW TO WALK YESTERDAY AND YOU JUST GOT UR FIRST TOOTH ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
*sephora kid sees mom approaching*
Sephora kid: so can you please give last one? ๐Ÿฅบ if you donโ€™t want to thats alright ๐Ÿ˜‡โ˜บ๏ธ
Mom:oh isint she sweet?! * chuckle* She has so much manners!๐Ÿ˜
Sephora kid: yeah I love to be nice ๐Ÿ˜‡
Teen/adult: maam your kid called me a โ€œ BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT โ€
Mom: MY DAUGHTER COULD NEVER SHES AN ANGEL ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ
Sephora kid: ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ˜‡
Sephora employee: that is a Sephora Stanley Preppy ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’
by divine ๐Ÿค  July 15, 2024
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Uphill Stanley

A person that thinks they are always right and others are wrong
Uphill Stanley ran uphill and anyone that runs downhill is wrong
by Yelnats May 23, 2020
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stanley

by Moma suckaaaaa March 31, 2023
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Stanley Rich

Stanley means Godly power and Rich means op
by SirStandeman October 17, 2020
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Stanley

Did you go to the Stanley convention last week?
by Mertnsnerden January 27, 2021
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stanley

by anonymous November 23, 2021
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