Stanky leg

The lingering smell on your leg, after you get a lap dance at the strip joint.

After getting a lap dance, John told Aaron “man that girl left a smell on my leg”.

Aaron replied “haha you got a stanky leg”.

by RNKMXN November 5, 2022

Stanky Julian

A man who never baths or brushes his teeth and acts like he's the shit.

Did you see the sweaty armpit stains on Ryan? He is such a Stanky Julian

by Captaincrunch'sED March 4, 2023

SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome)

Here’s the situation. You have this chick over and you about to eat some flounder. As she becomes moist, you then realize she has SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). You can either tell her your stomach hurts and fish will just irritate it, or you can man up and say you gotta drop a massive dookster and will be right back. You proceed to go to the bathroom and eat a dead bat that you’ve been storing for a situation like this. You will instantly contract COVID-19 and lose all smell and taste. Now get back out there and enjoy a nice filet-o-fish.

T-Bone: Yo broski, what’s on the menu tonight?

Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..

T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.

Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.

by Stoney69 April 23, 2021

Stanky Fingers

So basically a Stanky Fingers are when you are fingering a girl and you smell your two middle fingers and they smell like fish or something bad like wet cardbored it happens when the girl dosent wash

Guy sniffs middle fingers after finger banging her and says damn you have a stanky fishy you need to wash
You gave me stanky Fingers

by SniperYeet November 12, 2019

Stanky Teleport

When somebody farts in a group and then quickly leaves to absolve themselves from potential blame.

"Dude, I think Eric just did a stanky teleport just now."

by bendri June 2, 2021

Stanky wanky

The act of shitting qand Masturbating at the same time.

Bro didn’t have enough time before work us the throne and bust one out, so he did w stanky wanky and got both out of the bed way at once.

by That High school dictionary October 31, 2022

Stanky Wanky

Some loud pack of that za!! It stank so good and so strong and it leaves you super high and super coughy

I’m smoking on some stanky wanky; it made me start crying

by SlattPack May 8, 2024