Scared

How I feel because some one liked all my definitions.

I’m so scared I think I’m gonna go eat some yogurt

by ChickenTastesGreat November 12, 2020

Duff Squared

A Designated Unattractive Fat Friend, or a Dumb Ugly Fat Fuck- a duff is a girl who is the ugly chick at the party that would be a considerable hook up with a high amount of alcohol ingested. A duff^2 is the girl at the party who is so fugly that no substance in any form can justify a random hook up

Hey chris, michelle just showed up, but she brought 3 fucking duffs, jill, heather, and theresa.
-one bottle of tequila later
Tom - yo bro, heather is bangin
Chris - yea but shes occupied with mike, how does theresa look.
Tom - Fuck that bro, i wouldnt go near her with a ten foot pole, she is clearly a Duff Squared

by Scoooooter August 21, 2008

sqyared

"bite me" in Smithenese

Mark told Mike "sqyared"

by chagned April 29, 2005

Scaredcel

A man whose inceldom is attributable at least partitially to the fear of even approaching a girl

Ben was a total scaredcel. He went to the frat party and just stood in the corner and watched while Chad was grinding on all the hot girls.

by D Flawless February 23, 2020

sammy squared

sexiest person alive! i love you sammy!

"You know sammy squared?" "The one with two dads?" "yeah, i love that kid" "yeah heard he sings collide by howie day out of nowhere' "so he's still hot!"

by sammys wife December 9, 2008

Tri-shared Ex

The former partner of three good friends whom all dated the ex at different points in time.

Robbie shouted at Kat, "don't talk to him, that is Tony, Ryan, and my tri-shared ex!!!"

by Tony Ray Lee October 27, 2007

nightmare squared

hellish situation multiplied by itself

a pipe burst and john's basement flooded, he had a nightmare squared!!

he got that little girl preg-o-not, then lost his job. he had a nightmare squared!!

by michael foolsley December 7, 2009