Celery Spout

When you need to drain the cum from someone’s bum. Stick a stalk of celery up the bum and watch it pour slowly out like a maple tree.

You look like you need a celery spout, honey.

by MackyD-FD March 31, 2022

Greek Salad with Sprouts

A sexual act in which a man, upon ejaculating onto his lover's face, immediately rips off a handful of his own pubic hair and throws it onto the semen-covered facial area.

Rafe said that sea donkey likes it rough ... so he buckled down and gave her a Greek Salad with Sprouts.

by Dear Burt February 5, 2009

scrout

Noun used to denote a person of low station and breeding, usually the product of at very least 4 generations of unadulterated underclass ancestry.Although scrouts are to be found in every racial grouping, they are most often of Caucasian descent, (often with Aboriginal blood). Normally illiterate, the scrout is nonetheless able to sign it's name to official documentation, such as bail/peace bond recognizances and Welfare applications.Averse to all conventional ideas of hygiene, this creature often uses morning-urine as a disinfectant for innumerable ailments ranging from cold sores to trench-foot. Equivalent in every way to the bits of fecal matter that collect under their untrimmed fingernails whilst rooting around in their illegitimate child's diaper for food.

Scrout: Yo, spare some change so I can buy my PitBull some food?
Me: I can't spare any change, change comes from within, my friend.
Scrout (confused): what?
Me (throwing pennies): Get a job, fuckin' SCROUT!

by flagrantviolator May 31, 2007

Sproat

The definition of ill, the epitome of greatness, something or someone remarkable

That one handed touchdown catch was sproat.

Nelson Mandela is sproat.

by Leaky Leak November 4, 2004

sproston

A realy nice place to live in Cheshire

Open countryside small village

by Jason Francis November 15, 2003

Sprouting Flower

Male ball trick that requires pushing the penis downward into the abdomen and pulling the ball sack over it. When the ball sack is carefully pulled back down, the penis slowly sprouts back to glory.

After nailing The Flying Squirrel, James brought down the house with his Sprouting Flower.

by akaakbar October 16, 2009

spouting

A sex act where one partner fills their mouth with liquid (such as water), and then performs oral sex on the other partner, forcefully ejecting the liquid from their mouth onto/into their partner's genitals as they do so.

I had to clean the sheets last night after I gave some spouting to jenny!

by ps132 August 12, 2014