splooge slap

to ejaculate in your hand and bitchslap your friend in the face as a dirty prank

person 1: "yo brah!"
person 2: "what?"
*splooge slap*
person 1: "hahaha"
person 2: "why wuld you do that!?"
*person 2 throws up*

by dragonboysuede December 3, 2010

Splooge balls regional belch

Donkey boner with 3 gay dudes dressed as nuns wearing tells tubbie tshirts

Well I love splooge balls regional belch

by Jety boy February 7, 2021

Magjag Splooge

Term used to describe the event when a man is jacking/jerking/jagging off while viewing a dirty magazine with pornographic images such as playboy or penthouse, and the man splooges (ejaculates) all over the magazine creating a giant mess of man gravy on the magazine.

Johnny: Bro, i was totally looking at my penthouse magazine yesterday and there was this picture of this fine girl and dude i just let out my man gravy all over the magazine.

Beaver: Dude, you totally had a magjag Splooge.

by Brycer August 20, 2010

Peanut Butter Splooge

Eating something so full of peanut butter goodness and wonder that you in fact jizz peanut butter everywhere.

I took Ben n Jerry's peanut butter cup and covered it in Reese's peanut butter sauce and then covered it in Reese's cups and the first spoon full caused massive explosion of Peanut Butter Splooge.

by jb81391 March 8, 2011

splooge

pronunciation: s-puh-luge

noun - the leftover liquid found at the bottom of beer cans, bottles, drink cups and glasses (alcoholic beverages only).

alternative meaning - (noun) the contents of the liquid emitted from sex that makes up the contents of the "wet spot".

Word Origin - Petey's Basement, Edmonton, AB - 2006

"Here's an empty Tim Horton's cup. Throw the splooge in there from all of the empties."

"Don't drink from the splooge cup, even if there are no butts in it."

by Johnny Chronix July 7, 2009

Splooge

to forcefully bust a nut when having sex,or just masturbating.

If you masturbate to much,you will end up like Marco's,when he splooge himself looking like a Jackass.

by Mustang G December 26, 2004

splorgeous

someone or something that is overly gorgeous. Super lovely gorgeous

My girlfriend is splorgeous

by Adam The Bloke May 27, 2007